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You can't cheat on yourself 
If you could you know guys would do it. Bad joke - sorry guys. well, there always switching hands....that could be considered cheating? You mean you don't use both hands at the same time? Another bad joke - they should have a bad joke page. That could be why I'm alone! |
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if you like that one.. youl will love this one... it gives you a chance to not only find out who you are.. but it gives you teh opertunity to take your time getting to know who it is that you are looking for.. like if you are brushing your teeth... and you think... wow whoever i am with needs to know how to squeeze the toothpaste right or it will drive me crazy... it gives you plenty of time to find the qualities in yourself that you want to change, and time to work on them, as well as figure out exeactly what it is that you want in a mate... A truth is it also gives you the time to get to know God. |
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It's ironic how the word ALONE contains the word one. However, if we can be content on being alone it might save us from hooking up with just anybody. Can you list any benefits of being alone? sorry to have to tell you this, but in fact ironic would only work in this case if alone was spelled altwo ironic is saying something but meaning somthing else. and to answer you, how about this I never have to say I am sorry for blowing a nut in 15 seconds. |
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i can make this stuff up all day.... but in truth.. i miss having someone to hold me... someone to brush the hair outa my face while i sleep.. someone to cover me back up cuz i always get cold at nite. arms around me to keep me safe.. kisses on the back of my neck just as im drifting off to sleep.. the sound of breating beside me as i sleep.. the feel of someone next to me when im scared.... and thats jsut the things i miss while im asleep... 
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you can leave the toilet seat up
you dont have to go to the store and make the embarassing tampax run you dont have to worry about pregnancy test results in the waste basket you can sleep on whatever side of the bed you want to you dont have to listen to the monthly b*tching no leg stubble in your razor you can hang out with the guys any time you can bring your dog inside you can fart as loud as you want..
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you dont have to shave every single day or you life just so he has nice soft legs to touch. you can actually be a lazy for a few days. I wont lie! Being single means less nix on the legs and only having to do it maybe once a week. If that.... |
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well I have been alone for 12 years with my son, I know my priorities and what responsiblities are. I know that I am in charge of my own future and happiness not anyone else. I learned that I cannot depend on anyone else but myself and be grateful for any and all help. I learned to be humble and not be afraid to ask for help in anyway. I learned that family is all you really need. I learned that love does not hurt and life is not to taken too seriously. I have learned my lessons well.
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good one derek
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good one derek Perhaps the most important one that a lot of people miss..? |
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Don't have to fight with anybody over who gets the computer!!!
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possibly.. but i was close with god even while i was in a relationship.
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blah. screw being alone.
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The car keys are right were I left them!!!!
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No expectations...No disappointments!!
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You can watch all the "chick flicks" you want, without listening to whining. You can have male friends without dealing with suspicion or jealousy. You can spend your money any way you see fit. You don't have to worry about when he's coming home or why he hasn't called. You choose what groceries you want and what brands. You can spend all the time in the bathroom you want! |
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sounds like we could have a spin off from just say hi ...kizz my azz good-bye...
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You can get into the car without finding the seat so far forward your knees get stuck up your nose.
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good one derek Perhaps the most important one that a lot of people miss..? True but not everyone shares out beliefs Derek |
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