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Topic: Madam's Sex Therapy...
chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 01/15/08 10:53 PM
NEED MORE THERAPY: so what can u do with a melted vibrator? i can rebuild it for ya ! maybe put a small block on it with a hyper charger ??? hmmmmmmm

briank66 Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 2335	Tue 01/15/08 10:53 PM
NEED MORE THERAPY: so what can u do with a melted vibrator? Um I don't know... Do tell Delta!!! Bri where is that cruel woman I'll have a talk with her for you... I don't know...I am seeking advice here... Um I'd say throw it away and buy a new one!!!! Maybe something made of kevlar...and has a handlebar option

deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Tue 01/15/08 10:54 PM
NEED MORE THERAPY: so what can u do with a melted vibrator? i can rebuild it for ya ! maybe put a small block on it with a hyper charger ??? hmmmmmmm ya make one that plugs into the wall. geesh.

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 01/15/08 10:54 PM
NEED MORE THERAPY: so what can u do with a melted vibrator? i can rebuild it for ya ! maybe put a small block on it with a hyper charger ??? hmmmmmmm daaammmm... I'm going to get one and break it ok...

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 01/15/08 10:54 PM
NEED MORE THERAPY: so what can u do with a melted vibrator? Um I don't know... Do tell Delta!!! Bri where is that cruel woman I'll have a talk with her for you... I don't know...I am seeking advice here... Um I'd say throw it away and buy a new one!!!! Maybe something made of kevlar...and has a handlebar option I like the way you think!!

deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Tue 01/15/08 10:54 PM
NEED MORE THERAPY: so what can u do with a melted vibrator? i can rebuild it for ya ! maybe put a small block on it with a hyper charger ??? hmmmmmmm do u deliver too?

briank66 Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 2335	Tue 01/15/08 10:55 PM
NEED MORE THERAPY: so what can u do with a melted vibrator? Um I don't know... Do tell Delta!!! Bri where is that cruel woman I'll have a talk with her for you... ROTF..!! Got a mirror handy.....? You're saying kick my own ass.. Dammit I thought I was going to be good this week... Ohhhhh...you meant my lovely stalker... Eeeegads..!!! She doesn't know karate...but she knows karazeeeee....

AaronZ Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 992	Tue 01/15/08 10:55 PM
Ok about 20 years ago I was working on a farm that just got a new invention called the automatic milking machine, it would attach to a cows teet and stroke the teet for maximum extraction…. … … Hold on I will tell a little more in a second…I am involved in a “sex me” email thing right now. .brb

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Tue 01/15/08 10:55 PM
Why not just build a good one from scratch?

briank66 Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 2335	Tue 01/15/08 10:56 PM
NEED MORE THERAPY: so what can u do with a melted vibrator? Um I don't know... Do tell Delta!!! Bri where is that cruel woman I'll have a talk with her for you... I don't know...I am seeking advice here... Um I'd say throw it away and buy a new one!!!! Maybe something made of kevlar...and has a handlebar option I like the way you think!! The handlebars would work....but ears are much better

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 01/15/08 10:56 PM
Ok about 20 years ago I was working on a farm that just got a new invention called the automatic milking machine, it would attach to a cows teet and stroke the teet for maximum extraction…. … … Hold on I will tell a little more in a second…I am involved in a “sex me” email thing right now. .brb lmao that man kills me... SO where were we??? Oh Delta I heard the plug in's although more reliable aren't as save or as mobile

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 01/15/08 10:56 PM
NEED MORE THERAPY: so what can u do with a melted vibrator? i can rebuild it for ya ! maybe put a small block on it with a hyper charger ??? hmmmmmmm do u deliver too? sure darling !

deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Tue 01/15/08 10:56 PM
Ok about 20 years ago I was working on a farm that just got a new invention called the automatic milking machine, it would attach to a cows teet and stroke the teet for maximum extraction…. … … Hold on I will tell a little more in a second…I am involved in a “sex me” email thing right now. .brb lmao that man kills me... SO where were we??? Oh Delta I heard the plug in's although more reliable aren't as save or as mobile omg they really make 'em? goodness.

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 01/15/08 10:57 PM
NEED MORE THERAPY: so what can u do with a melted vibrator? Um I don't know... Do tell Delta!!! Bri where is that cruel woman I'll have a talk with her for you... ROTF..!! Got a mirror handy.....? You're saying kick my own ass.. Dammit I thought I was going to be good this week... Ohhhhh...you meant my lovely stalker... Eeeegads..!!! She doesn't know karate...but she knows karazeeeee.... I meant whomever you were talking about in here. Forget the damn stalker.. LOL

briank66 Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 2335	Tue 01/15/08 10:57 PM
Ok about 20 years ago I was working on a farm that just got a new invention called the automatic milking machine, it would attach to a cows teet and stroke the teet for maximum extraction…. … … Hold on I will tell a little more in a second…I am involved in a “sex me” email thing right now. .brb ROTF...is it a virtual 'scratch & sniff'...?

deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Tue 01/15/08 10:57 PM
Ok about 20 years ago I was working on a farm that just got a new invention called the automatic milking machine, it would attach to a cows teet and stroke the teet for maximum extraction…. … … Hold on I will tell a little more in a second…I am involved in a “sex me” email thing right now. .brb lmao that man kills me... SO where were we??? Oh Delta I heard the plug in's although more reliable aren't as save or as mobile omg they really make 'em? goodness. sorry guys, gotta get my credit card and head on down to the all night adult video

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 01/15/08 10:58 PM
Ok about 20 years ago I was working on a farm that just got a new invention called the automatic milking machine, it would attach to a cows teet and stroke the teet for maximum extraction…. … … Hold on I will tell a little more in a second…I am involved in a “sex me” email thing right now. .brb lmao that man kills me... SO where were we??? Oh Delta I heard the plug in's although more reliable aren't as save or as mobile omg they really make 'em? goodness. From what I'm told have never seen one though

brett339h Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 267	Tue 01/15/08 10:58 PM
Rent something for me

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 01/15/08 10:59 PM
Wow we just trashed Madam's room... And she'd just love this convo... Where'd she go to now?

AaronZ Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 992	Tue 01/15/08 10:59 PM
ok anyway… I wanted to see how this thing felt so I put it on my weenie, damn thing is it almost killed me because it was set for 5 gallons. I most likly will never do that again!!!