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well i'd like to say in the arms of a dark-haired, tall, brown-eyed man who has a job and changes my oil in my van...but i was probably plugged into the wall. plugged in to the wall...hehehe I just got a visual on that.... thank you...ummmm back in 15 thats min bri, not seconds couldnet let him have that. |
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hey delta, you know I was thinking? why dont you come over here sit on the monkeys lap, and we can talk about whatever comes up. ooooooooohhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh! "Monkey Sausage" is considered a delicacy in some places ya, i just looked at his profile and omg, there's a man behind the monkey... gettin some monkey booty. oh my! god! deltasissy! were you here a few days ago, maybe a week when I had the female great ape with the engorged genitals? well i'd like to say in the arms of a dark-haired, tall, brown-eyed man who has a job and changes my oil in my van...but i was probably plugged into the wall. 
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 I'm still looking at the web site of the "The Twin Plow Fvcking Machine" I just might get one of those for a conversation piece for parties.... I can just imagine the possibilities....invite some poeple over (oddly...all women)...meet them with drinks9must be 100 proof shots) in the driveway to get um' primed up.... and...WAIT...WHERE'S MY VIDEO CAMERA...??????
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yeah well I have brown eyes,
I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! |
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lmao !
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! But where's the banana???? |
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I'm still looking at the web site of the "The Twin Plow Fvcking Machine" I just might get one of those for a conversation piece for parties.... I can just imagine the possibilities....invite some poeple over (oddly...all women)...meet them with drinks9must be 100 proof shots) in the driveway to get um' primed up.... and...WAIT...WHERE'S MY VIDEO CAMERA...??????
and it would look so great on the coffee table!!! I can see it now...oh that thing...its a art deco thing I bought it.... a errrrr well let me show you. |
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! But where's the banana???? I require weird also, and you aint weird enough!!! Ha! |
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! But where's the banana???? I ate the bannana. but no worry I have a yellow summer squash. |
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aha! you spy. not so shy! I just dont know enough about the topic anymore 
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! I DONE (sic) TOLD YOU I melted it... and I need to go shopping. Chevy's building me a bigger better one. Unless you got better? |
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aha! you spy. not so shy! I just dont know enough about the topic anymore
Oh, it's an easy topic, you just jump in and watch out for the monkeys. They sneak up from behind, I hear. |
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Nacho cheese chicken chalupas are quite yummy... but probably not good for me. Oh well, it's not like I do lines of blow at work. Right?
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! But where's the banana???? I require weird also, and you aint weird enough!!! Ha! I am not weird enough?...holy sh!t what are you looking for ??? I am so scared! |
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! But where's the banana???? I ate the bannana. but no worry I have a yellow summer squash. SQUASH? OMG, do you know what we do with squash way down in the delta? We slice it up, load it down with fat, and fry it to a crisp. YUM! |
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! But where's the banana???? I require weird also, and you aint weird enough!!! Ha! I am not weird enough?...holy sh!t what are you looking for ??? I am so scared! Honestly, I just met you. You don't seem weird enough to me... You rank 5 of 10. Yeah. |
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! I DONE (sic) TOLD YOU I melted it... and I need to go shopping. Chevy's building me a bigger better one. Unless you got better? better then 120V....not likly. but I am warm, and I can tell you your pretty when your feeling down, and I can do tricks that no one else knows. but mostly. I can love. and if that is not good enough?.. then poo on you. |
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! I DONE (sic) TOLD YOU I melted it... and I need to go shopping. Chevy's building me a bigger better one. Unless you got better? better then 120V....not likly. but I am warm, and I can tell you your pretty when your feeling down, and I can do tricks that no one else knows. but mostly. I can love. and if that is not good enough?.. then poo on you. awwwww. what a sweet wittle monkey... and don't poo on me... or i'll POO BACK! |
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Wow I was missing all this...
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