An Atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.



At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

MMMMM Goood!!!!!!!!!

Amen

Excellent!

This was awesome!

Kat

roflol god is good all the time!

Best story I'v heard for a long time.

be carefull what we ask for in our times of need because we just might get it.

Yep, that sounds like a typical Christian alright.

Praise the Lord and eat thy neighbor!

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Go ahead and eat your neighbor,
Go ahead and eat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgment day,
On the bloody morning after....
One full grizzly walks away.

@ Abra... too, too funny!!!

I found it rather curious that one would laugh at another's misfortune... believer or not...

Change it around...

What if... the guy in the forest were a Christian, and got eaten anyway...

How freakin' funny would that be?

Hardy.. har... har...

Fortunately, as the bear was praying, the atheist grabs a rock, and smashes the bear's skull in. Thank God for smart atheists.

That's an oxymoronic statement if I ever heard one!

I'm not an atheist, but I don't believe in bear hunting, and I don't believe in praying before every meal.

I pray in the bathroom!

Trust me!

It can be just important to get that crap out of your body as it was to shove it in your face in the first place!

This was a great thread - I say we put it on broadway!
or
at the very least, a sitcom.


Let's see "freinds - at JSH" Yea, that's it. It will have be like SouthPark though, as it wouldn't be any fun to watch a bunch of 'real' people sitting at their computers. Humans are just too limited.

So whaddaya say - a JSH sitcom?

i thought this was funny...


just wanted to share it...

we can all share a little humor

with a bit of a message thrown in there


{{{Jesus still loves you

whether you acknowledge Him or not }}}

please lighten up Abra ~

EVERYONE ....

please watch these videos....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZVNOGtEINw

also :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7IUKyDkDig&feature=related