Ok, this is kinda long folks


Mike, a big ol’ fat guy is driving home from the office one day and sees a stand on the side of the highway proclaiming “LOSE 5 POUNDS IN 5 MINUTES”. This perks his interest and mike pulls up to the stand, where a huge, muscle bound, tattooed, bearded biker is sitting at the counter. Mike inquiries about the sign and the biker tells him that it costs $20. Mike slaps the money down on the table, and the biker points over his shoulder to a small shed behind him, “see that shed back there? Go inside and take off all of your clothes and wait.”

Mike is perplexed, but he does so, and he is waiting in the shed fully nude, when an absolutely gorgeous naked blond walks in and stands in front of him. She looks him over and says “if you catch me, you can *uck me!” then she starts running around the room. Mike chases her around for about 10 minutes before he catches her, pushes her down and has sex with her. When he’s done, he dresses and walks back out to the biker.

“that was amazing! I must have lost 5 pounds running around after her!”

The biker nods his head and says “tell you what; you wanna lose another 15 pounds? It’ll cost you $50.” Without a moments hesitation Mike slaps down $50 on the counter. The biker points to a larger shed behind him. “Go in there and strip down again.”

Mike goes in and strips down. And in walks 2 equally beautiful naked red heads. “If you catch us, you can *uck us.” They say, before they start running around the room in opposite directions. Mike chases then and after a half hour of running around he finally catches them and has his way with them. When he returns to the counter he is breathing heavily and is exhausted.

The biker looks him over again, and then leans in real close to Mike. “I tell you what, for $100, I can get you to lose 50 pounds.” Mike is a little hesitant because he is so tired, but he knows he had to have lost at least 20 pounds, and has gotten laid by 3 women that he would have never been able to screw in his life! He decides to do it one more time and slaps $100 down for the biker, who points him to a large shed behind him.

Mike gets in and instantly strips down, knowing that any second now, 3 beautiful women are going to come into the shed. The door opens and Mike turns around, but the biker is standing in front of him, completely naked. He looks a confused Mike over before saying:

“If I catch you, I’m gonna *uck you.”

ok this was too long for me to read....but give me the gist...i would love to lose 5lbs in 5 mins.....

Hope he can run fast. LOL


PMS

i know how to lose 5 lbs in 5 minutes...just cut off your foot

ahhh poor guy, run fast!

good one






sure hope he don't trip,lol