Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!

That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!

Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch!

Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!

Baby whatever your serving you better give me a double.

Girl you like a side of.... good god! wrapped upin .... have mercy! with a side of..... mmmm!!

Your lips lonely would they like to meet mine!

Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth.

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend!

You look like a tall glass of water and I'm Thirstyyy!

I must be a hunter, because I just found a fox.

I got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

What is on your butt?...... My eyes!

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.