Topic: How to Annoy Your Waiter: | |
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10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?" 8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!" 7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage". 6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!" 5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil. 4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?" 3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard. 2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!" 1. Three words: eat the check. |
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have you done any of these OC?
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(((((suzanne)))) no none of these but I have done some mean things lol
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Gaw i hope not i work in a resturant and that would just be wrong
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come on now...i'm a waiter, and if somebody was to do those things to me i would crack up.
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Edited by
Big_Sexy21
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Fri 01/11/08 01:12 AM
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Im just the grill cook and i seen some pissed off servers
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i've eaten the check before, it was awesome.
i just looked at her and said, "Oh, dessert, on you!" and boom. she nearly fell over laughing |
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YIKES
Scary looking cat |
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crazy glue things down to table
whats up OC |
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hey there cooly hows my friend doing
there be no glueing stuff to tables lol |
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weel we're here for a minute bro, gotta take care of biz today
it's so funny to watch them try to pull things off the table when ya glue them down |
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