Topic: Madam's House of Fortune... | |
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ok that's it.. look at my profile and rip away, this should be brilliant....... i guess madam is scared i may cry...well maybe a little...not trust me i can handle it...even if the words turd, monkey, sasqauch, wooded table and a bucket for puke comes up i see you described your nut shells...very nice! adds a little somethin somethin they are very shiny and new with a small amount of rust... |
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wanna polish my balls i mean ball?
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wanna polish my balls i mean ball? are they brass? |
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Ohhhh, nipples......
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wanna polish my balls i mean ball? are they brass? what you wnt them to be big boy? |
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Ohhhh, nipples...... yeah i only have 4 though |
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Through the joys of plastic surgery you can have as many as you like
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wanna polish my balls i mean ball? are they brass? what you wnt them to be big boy? part brass, part tweed carpet with a little shag and some gold...how bout them apples |
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madam how is this year looking like for the president and the rest of us loosers
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madam how is this year looking like for the president and the rest of us loosers gotta finish this bottle of tequila before i can tackle that one my prince....hang tight! |
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Through the joys of plastic surgery you can have as many as you like oh goodie...imagine the pleasures wooooweeeee |
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madam how is this year looking like for the president and the rest of us loosers gotta finish this bottle of tequila before i can tackle that one my prince....hang tight! will do, how bout tapping the bottle and passing it around... |
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sure thing.....help yourself sweetie
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sure thing.....help yourself sweetie sweet!!!!! got any whiskey <-- a jack and coke kinda guy |
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Oh madam Oh madam
Will I ever be rich, famous, & sexy? The GREAT MADAMX knows all |
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I think madam fell asleep on her crystal balls.. I mean crystal ball..
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i guess the shop is closed?
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Oh madam Oh madam Will I ever be rich, famous, & sexy? The GREAT MADAMX knows all young man, you can come work for me, i will make you the most famous male hooker....there...rich, sexy and famous, all in one shot...im good baby |
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I think madam fell asleep on her crystal balls.. I mean crystal ball.. all this fortune telling wore me out...we are now open for business lmao |
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i guess the shop is closed? a gal has to sleep sometime silly |
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