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ok that's it.. look at my profile and rip away, this should be brilliant....... i guess madam is scared i may cry...well maybe a little...not trust me i can handle it...even if the words turd, monkey, sasqauch, wooded table and a bucket for puke comes up |
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will i ever become a sex god? for 3 easy payments of 99.99 you can join my course on how to be a sex god...sign up sheet is at the door. must bring your own tools. once you have completed the course and passed all tests...you will be given a certificate of sexual godliness. but wait, dont order yet, if you sign up now in the next 10 minutes, i will throw in a set of golden balls. |
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Madam after reading these posts you have just earned the Queen of JSH!!!!
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You promised teeth shavings..... 
ive saved them...but that will cost you extra...nothing is free you little cheapskate! |
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will i ever become a sex god? for 3 easy payments of 99.99 you can join my course on how to be a sex god...sign up sheet is at the door. must bring your own tools. once you have completed the course and passed all tests...you will be given a certificate of sexual godliness. but wait, dont order yet, if you sign up now in the next 10 minutes, i will throw in a set of golden balls. |
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Madam after reading these posts you have just earned the Queen of JSH!!!! bless you indn...i see a long long life of intelligence in your future. you have a true gift of insight. you know a queen when you see one hahaha...damn i hate being in drag! |
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  Will we fall in love ?
well....i see you have a long love line...oops that wasnt your hand was it...well...im in love now! 
I YOU. Do you me ?
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Will we fall in love ?
OH MY GOD MADAM Mirror spoke.. I can't remember the last time he spoke.. You are not just fortune teller but a healer as well.. yes my child...im a healer. i have many many talents...some are greater than others. i laid my hands (we will just say hands to be nice) upon him and he was HEALED! can i get an AMEN? |
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will my god quit farting today
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will i ever become a sex god? for 3 easy payments of 99.99 you can join my course on how to be a sex god...sign up sheet is at the door. must bring your own tools. once you have completed the course and passed all tests...you will be given a certificate of sexual godliness. but wait, dont order yet, if you sign up now in the next 10 minutes, i will throw in a set of golden balls. if you want the case, you will have to enroll in my how to shave a peach class. |
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Gee Madam~
Thought those kinky nudies I sent you of myself covered the fees....
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Will we fall in love ?
well....i see you have a long love line...oops that wasnt your hand was it...well...im in love now!
I YOU. Do you me ?
oh yes pumpkin i do....and i will tell you all about it for 5.99 a minute! |
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will my god quit farting today no dear...im afraid you are in this for the long haul. i suggest a cork and some duct tape. good luck! |
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will i ever become a sex god? for 3 easy payments of 99.99 you can join my course on how to be a sex god...sign up sheet is at the door. must bring your own tools. once you have completed the course and passed all tests...you will be given a certificate of sexual godliness. but wait, dont order yet, if you sign up now in the next 10 minutes, i will throw in a set of golden balls. if you want the case, you will have to enroll in my how to shave a peach class. done and.........done |
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Gee Madam~ Thought those kinky nudies I sent you of myself covered the fees....
no but they did cover my wall 
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From the photos I got back its not all they covered...sry wrong forum...LOL
gonna go work on my tin foil ball now...
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a true prophet, i will jump on the bandwagon, even though i fell off the turnip truck yesterday
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ok that's it.. look at my profile and rip away, this should be brilliant....... i guess madam is scared i may cry...well maybe a little...not trust me i can handle it...even if the words turd, monkey, sasqauch, wooded table and a bucket for puke comes up i see you described your nut shells...very nice! adds a little somethin somethin |
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Will we fall in love ?
OH MY GOD MADAM Mirror spoke.. I can't remember the last time he spoke.. You are not just fortune teller but a healer as well.. AMEN!!! yes my child...im a healer. i have many many talents...some are greater than others. i laid my hands (we will just say hands to be nice) upon him and he was HEALED! can i get an AMEN? |
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From the photos I got back its not all they covered...sry wrong forum...LOL gonna go work on my tin foil ball now...
well i did save a couple to rub on my nipples at night lmao |
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