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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 8
s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 01/10/08 10:51 PM
but faith can sometimes get you nookie from someone from church

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/10/08 10:53 PM
Saying I love you is not the words I want to hear from you its not that I want to...... not to say but if you only knew how easy it would be to show me how you feel more than words is all you have to do to make it real then you wouldnt have tyo say that you love me cause I d already know............

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/10/08 10:56 PM
but faith can sometimes get you nookie from someone from church Hmmmmmmmmmmm slow I was quoting the words from greys anatomy..............there was some faith healers on there............sometimes we have to try everything and anything.........

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 01/10/08 11:04 PM
Extremely nice song oh i never watched it!! but nietsche said, “A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 01/10/08 11:04 PM
Chocolate IS a vegetable....

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Thu 01/10/08 11:07 PM
It takes a big bird to weigh 15 pounds.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/10/08 11:07 PM
bloody rights chocolate is a veg!!!!!!!!!!!!1 <----------cranks up COUNTING CROWS........MR.JONES~~~~~~

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 01/10/08 11:09 PM
sittin around eatin her vegetables........

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Thu 01/10/08 11:10 PM


s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 01/10/08 11:10 PM
the studies clearly show a correlation between positive thinking and optimism and good healing. placebo effect.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/10/08 11:15 PM
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu are soooooooooooooooooo right slow!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/10/08 11:16 PM
Dear diary.........should I listen to Elvis right now???? lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo?????????????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/10/08 11:17 PM
Wise men say only fools rush in but i cant help falling in love with you

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Thu 01/10/08 11:18 PM
how are u all doing

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 01/10/08 11:19 PM
<<<<<<<<<<<<< bored outta my *Jelllo tree.........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/10/08 11:19 PM
hahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 01/10/08 11:19 PM
Don't Be Cruel!!

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Thu 01/10/08 11:20 PM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/10/08 11:21 PM
helllllllllllllo ive waited here for you everlonggggggggggggggg

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 01/10/08 11:22 PM Edited by s1owhand on Thu 01/10/08 11:24 PM
A failed romance with a singer in one of Baba Oom Mow Mow’s girl groups left Swami in heartbreak hotel -- and that was how he Came to Elvis. When Elvis appeared in a dream asking, "Are you lonesome tonight?" Swami converted to Presleyterianism right on the spot. It was one of those new lite religions popping up in those days -- same satisfaction with one third the commandments. For the prophet Elvis asks only three things of his flock: 1. Love Me Tender. 2. Don’t Be Cruel. 3. Please Surrender. And the King promises eternal life as well, for it is written that old Presleyterians never die -- they just return to Sender. But still, young Swami was spiritually restless, and he sought out wilder and wilder sects. The turning point came when he woke up one morning with a sugar hangover in a strange biker crash pad where the inhabitants wore saffron leather vests and reeked of incense. That was when he knew he’d hit bottom -- he had come one thin ponytail away from becoming a Harley Krishna. from...Who Is Swami Beyondananda? http://www.innerself.com/Humor/Who_Is_Swami_Beyondananda.htm