tell us about your first time

my first time was in the snow, so as not to scare her at first.

Some things are sacred....

oh yeah my mom said to tell you thanks for that.........

How would doing it in the snow not scare her?

Jeesh! At this age who the heck remembers!

some girl in the back of a car, what a mistake

For who??? You or her?

her

Her house.

Home on Leave.

First drink of wine I ever had.

Adored her since I was 14.

Still have her picture.

Still love her.

Yeah, I was kind of a really later bloomer . . . but I think it was normal then.

I was 19....sweet guy, sweet memory...

17. High school sweetheart. To be honest, after seeing him again and meeting his wife, even though I like her, if he were to show up on my doorstep and say he was divorced, I'd take him in an instant. Sometimes I wonder if the reason nothing ever really works out is that maybe my first love was the so-called, one-true-love that a few people have. You know, only the story goes that the girl's love went to war or fell ill or was in an accident and died and she never married or fell in love again...

ACK, I'm getting all maudlin. Can't have that. kazoo's and noise makers all around. We need a mardi gras party!

Ehhh! (sound a buzzer)…you failed the test, predictably,

This was a test, a test to determine if people only read what they want to hear in a question.

The question was ambiguous, and could have been taken as the first time I went out to play in the snow, the first time I met a girl to play in the snow, the first time I met a girl, did not want to show her my place because it was a mess. .etc, etc.

But you had to put in to the equation “sex”… for shame.

The best answer to 95% of the questions posed is what do you mean? or what are you asking?

People please understand this, when responding to vague statements; I would like to think that there are people out there that thirst for understanding. It is ok to ask for more information, this is how we grow, it does not make us look stupid.

Oh and pickup boy…let your mom know it was good for me too.

Love,

The monkey