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yeah...me too.....time to sleep well dream well.
besides could not find my Indian Princess joke.... will have to save THAT ONE for another time. |
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G'night... Great can't wait for the joke...
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It is one our Native American traditional jokes actually.
You will like it. |
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Edited by
semiloco2007
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Tue 01/08/08 06:25 AM
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One night I watched a gorgeous woman shoot down every guy that walked up to her at the bar. After watching number 23 get shot down (and tossing back two shots of Patron), I walked up and said, "Hi. I'm Jason. I'm the last guy you want to see tonight." And she said, "Why?" I said, "Because now you and I are talking, no one else matters.". She laughed and said, "Sit down.". Sometimes approaching isn't the worst thing in the world.... Smooth! I met my ex wife in a similar manner, my friends would call her little Miss hard body because none of them knew her name, all they knew is that she would come to this club with her girlfriends. I had never seen her before but the same thing happened. A bunch of guys asked her to dance and she shot them all down. Problem she was a real behatch about it. So I walked over and asked her if she would like to dance, she looked at me and said “ I don’t think so” in a very snobby manner. So I replied “then I guess a blow job is out of the question huh?” Hahahaha A year and a half later we were married OMG,,,,true story. |
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