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4 left turns make a right. 4 left turns make a circle, 3 left turns make a right. Do two wrongs make a right? not sure, but apparently 3 rights make a left... |
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It is a fact that if a man could lick his own b***s, he would never leave the house.
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Seeing how many sticks of gum I can put in my mouth..
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did ya screw up hun?
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The most played song on American radio during the twentieth century was You've Lost That Loving Feeling which was written by Barry Mann, Phil Spector, and Cynthia Weil. Although recorded by different artists, the song is the only one in history to be played over 8 million times on the radio. That amounts to about 45 years if the song was played back to back! Three songs were played 7 million times: Never My Love, Yesterday, and Stand By Me (in that order).
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You can make a bomb out of a light bulb, some sand and some dried up dog poop
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There are approximately ten million bricks in the Empire State Building
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You cant lick your elbow (ok - this is where everyone tries it) and yes i can lick my elbow Can I see your tongue? |
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Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.
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If you sat in a chair and the population of China walked past you, with the rate of child birth there, the line would never end.
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Actress Cheryl Ladd started her career as the singing voice of the character Melody on the 1970's cartoon Josie and the *****cats.
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You cant lick your elbow (ok - this is where everyone tries it) and yes i can lick my elbow Can I see your tongue? ok, press your face agianst the computer screen, i'm sticking it out now..... |
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(peeling the bubble off my face) mmmmmmm its strawberry..
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The five most stolen items in a drugstore are batteries, cosmetics, film, sunglasses, and, get this, Preparation H. Apparently people are just too embarrassed to purchase the last item. And, just in case you are curious, one of Preparation H's main ingredient is shark liver oil. The oil not only helps shrink hemorrhoids, but will shrink any tissue. As a result, many older women in Florida use the stuff to help reduce the appearance of wrinkles!
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You cant lick your elbow (ok - this is where everyone tries it) and yes i can lick my elbow Can I see your tongue? ok, press your face agianst the computer screen, i'm sticking it out now..... Can I press something other than my face against the screen??? |
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All polar bears are left handed. Is that true? You cant lick your elbow (ok - this is where everyone tries it) My 7 yr. old Son can... He's a freak. But I'll bet he'll get lotsa' dates |
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The quickest way to get drunk is to do an alcohol enema...
(please do not ask how I know this) |
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The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
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You cant lick your elbow (ok - this is where everyone tries it) and yes i can lick my elbow Can I see your tongue? ok, press your face agianst the computer screen, i'm sticking it out now..... hmmm...lol |
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101 uses for dry ice
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