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You spoze to write a sentence (funny or not) which uses all three words provided by the poster before you , in any order.
The sentence can be as long or short as you like but you must use those three words Then you post three new words for the next person 1 America 2 chocolate 3 foxtrot |
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We were dancing the foxtrot to a song by America when she told me chocolate was her favorite food.
Caffeine Nicotine Benzine |
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Sipping on some caffeine and inhaling the nicotine, when I saw her slit her finger while making me a sandwich , and she screamed for help, so I poured the benzene on the wound , and she screamed louder !!!!
bite , love , sex |
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I’m scared of women who love to bite during sex!
Fur-baby Maple Satisfaction |
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Fur baby gets total satisfaction climbing a Maple tree !!!
eat, dream , snickers |
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The ultimate dream is to eat snickers whenever I want and not gain an ounce.
Orgasm Hotel Marathon |
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So like, Gia and Tom Cruise were having this marathon sex session in the penthouse suite of the plaza hotel in New York and she was screaming so loud during her multiple orgasm that trump had her forcibly removed within two hours.
iTunes Boiling Magenta |
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Edited by
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Sat 05/25/24 10:45 AM
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Josh went nuts after his last break up and poured boiling water on her Magenta flowers well blasting Flowers by Miley Cyrus on his iTunes.
Money girlfriend entertainment |
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… easy!
One of my favorite forms of entertainment is simply fantasizing that I had a beautiful sensitive loving girlfriend who simply doesn’t care that I haven’t any money. Andromeda Time-travel Vomiting |
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In class today Josh was vomiting well trying to teach his students about time travel... The subject The princess Andromeda who was chained to a rock as a sacrifice to a sea monster but was eventually rescued by the hero Perseus.
Blanket-fort Games Singing |
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Associated Press, 1/20/2025- Washington D.C.- president-elect Trump announced that he would be launching ten nuclear ICBM’s at China as a direct consequence of their military war-games around Taiwan, and made the suggestion that all Americans were to construct blanket-forts immediately and to begin singing the national anthem.
Soil Fire-crackers Lactation |
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Mike has in charge of safely placing the firecrackers in soil for Josh’s Ample bosom Lactation party.
Waterproof Spicy Vegetarian |
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Once Gia and her boyfriend Tom Cruise decided to become vegetarian their spicy sexual adventures became so intense that she needed waterproof sheets to protect her from his enormous sperm showers.
Hermione Wand Exhausted |
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Edited by
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Sun 05/26/24 06:14 AM
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I found a magic wand in the forest But Every-time I tried to use it it drained me of my energy and made exhausted - then one day it did work I time traveled and got to learn about Hermione was the daughter of Menelaus and Helen in Greek mythology
Apple Adam Snake |
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Once there was a cute little green snake named Adam who was coiled about a delicious Granny Smith apple when suddenly the muse Terpsichore grabbed him and gobbled him up!
Cerberus Chocolate Atmosphere |
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Cerberus the three headed guard dog that had a better sense of smell and taste then other dogs - for example the smell petrichor in the atmosphere before a rainfall and chocolate tasted that much better.
Lord Lady Dragon |
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Cerberus the three headed guard dog that had a better sense of smell and taste then other dogs - for example the smell petrichor in the atmosphere before a rainfall and chocolate tasted that much better.
Lord Lady Dragon |
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While crossing Cresheim creek, Lady Nikita’s Tikkup was behaving SO badly that the Lord himself came down upon her and LO, he turned her into a bearded red dragon.
Feet Clouds Hermes |
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Hermes flow up in the clouds with his winged sandals on his feet.
Battle Declared Granted |
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During the long and horrific battle in heaven between the higher arch-angels and the lower angels in rebellion, Gabriel declared that a truce would be granted on the sole condition that mankind would be cursed with self-destruction and doomed to mortality.
Whew 1 Memorial 2 Cole-slaw 3 vortex |
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