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Topic: Need a Raise (yep that kind)
thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Wed 01/02/08 07:49 PM
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket." "Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"

quarrrylife Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 959	Wed 01/02/08 07:50 PM
I need a paycheck !

WM777 Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 573	Wed 01/02/08 07:52 PM
cooly is on a roll today.......

plp Joined Mon 05/07/07 Posts: 589	Wed 01/02/08 07:57 PM
That was good one, Mr. Cooly. I give you a 8 out of a ten.

HarborQuest Joined Thu 10/04/07 Posts: 167	Wed 01/02/08 07:58 PM
I want a job like that with fifty raises.

plp Joined Mon 05/07/07 Posts: 589	Wed 01/02/08 07:58 PM
Does anyone make up their own jokes or just copy them from somewhere else? How about trying to make up your own jokes?

brandy12345 Joined Tue 10/03/06 Posts: 1400	Wed 01/02/08 08:01 PM


Wolfeyes58 Joined Tue 09/25/07 Posts: 5114	Wed 01/02/08 08:04 PM
That was good Cooly...

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Wed 01/02/08 08:05 PM
AS I told ya plp I do it all, some ya read here are mine Quarry - I'm giving big paychecks Plus bonus Thanks everybody Cooly

BatCountry Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 1383	Wed 01/02/08 08:06 PM
Always can depend on Cooly for a good one...

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Wed 01/02/08 08:11 PM
Thanks Bro

songstress1 Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 1244	Wed 01/02/08 09:51 PM


sassyma Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 1139	Wed 01/02/08 09:57 PM


thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Thu 01/03/08 05:33 AM
How big a raise ya want hmmm don't get me going now Cooly

songstress1 Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 1244	Thu 01/03/08 07:06 AM
How big a raise ya want hmmm don't get me going now Cooly So many comments ...so little time!

chuck366 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 4666	Thu 01/03/08 07:07 AM
hahaaaaaaa

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Thu 01/03/08 03:33 PM
too much time on my hands, least I'm not gonna go blind, too busy posting jokes

sassyma Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 1139	Thu 01/03/08 08:26 PM
too much time on my hands, least I'm not gonna go blind, too busy posting jokes keeping giving yourself that many raises cooly and you might go blind

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Thu 01/03/08 09:19 PM
Don't get me started Hon, I gotta work tonite Cooly

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