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I find myself wanting to find a nice girl monkey here, all I seem to find are the ones that just want me for my banana, if I cant find true love soon... I think I may have to change my picture to a broken heart, or maybe a demon?
Boy how I wish I could score, I just don’t know how to talk to the other monkeys out there. What do you think? 
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the pic might help.......
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I think i just saved money on my
Geico insurance 
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My racoon says to eat more chicken
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I find myself wanting to find a nice girl monkey here, all I seem to find are the ones that just want me for my banana, if I cant find true love soon... I think I may have to change my picture to a broken heart, or maybe a demon? Boy how I wish I could score, I just don’t know how to talk to the other monkeys out there. What do you think?
try walking up to a group of women in a public place, taking a deep breath, let out three breaths, making sure that they sound kind of like a cat coughing up a hairball, then when all of them are looking at you look them directly in the face and say "Nope, cant breathe fire" and walk away... |
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Edited by
AaronZ
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Tue 01/01/08 11:48 PM
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try walking up to a group of women in a public place, taking a deep breath, let out three breaths, making sure that they sound kind of like a cat coughing up a hairball, then when all of them are looking at you look them directly in the face and say "Nope, cant breathe fire" and walk away... you know I am going to try that...beats picking my butt, they seem, well not to care for that?...what can ya do. |
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I find myself wanting to find a nice girl monkey here, all I seem to find are the ones that just want me for my banana, if I cant find true love soon... I think I may have to change my picture to a broken heart, or maybe a demon? Boy how I wish I could score, I just don’t know how to talk to the other monkeys out there. What do you think?
try walking up to a group of women in a public place, taking a deep breath, let out three breaths, making sure that they sound kind of like a cat coughing up a hairball, then when all of them are looking at you look them directly in the face and say "Nope, cant breathe fire" and walk away... No no no...walk up to a group of women and say, "Hi, are you the group I'm suppost to meet from foursome.com" LOL. That will get some kind of reaction! Just not sure what... |
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I find myself wanting to find a nice girl monkey here, all I seem to find are the ones that just want me for my banana, if I cant find true love soon... I think I may have to change my picture to a broken heart, or maybe a demon? Boy how I wish I could score, I just don’t know how to talk to the other monkeys out there. What do you think?
try walking up to a group of women in a public place, taking a deep breath, let out three breaths, making sure that they sound kind of like a cat coughing up a hairball, then when all of them are looking at you look them directly in the face and say "Nope, cant breathe fire" and walk away... No no no...walk up to a group of women and say, "Hi, are you the group I'm suppost to meet from foursome.com" LOL. That will get some kind of reaction! Just not sure what... A swift kick in the pants is what I'm expecting. (From them or anyone around with any decency) |
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I find myself wanting to find a nice girl monkey here, all I seem to find are the ones that just want me for my banana, if I cant find true love soon... I think I may have to change my picture to a broken heart, or maybe a demon? Boy how I wish I could score, I just don’t know how to talk to the other monkeys out there. What do you think?
try walking up to a group of women in a public place, taking a deep breath, let out three breaths, making sure that they sound kind of like a cat coughing up a hairball, then when all of them are looking at you look them directly in the face and say "Nope, cant breathe fire" and walk away... No no no...walk up to a group of women and say, "Hi, are you the group I'm suppost to meet from foursome.com" LOL. That will get some kind of reaction! Just not sure what...
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well for one you can stop flinging poo..cause it makes your hand smell like sh!t and other monkey gilrs just dont like that
and 2 get a flea dip and stop itching yourself thats a sure sign of unwanted friends |
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well for one you can stop flinging poo..cause it makes your hand smell like sh!t and other monkey gilrs just dont like that and 2 get a flea dip and stop itching yourself thats a sure sign of unwanted friends friends or dandruff... |
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crotch crickets
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crotch crickets Are they still called that if they're in your chest hair? |
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good question
maybe time for a shave if they are going that high up though |
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good question maybe time for a shave if they are going that high up though I already do ... 
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then you need some loition
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then you need some loition It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. |
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then you need some loition It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Good-bye horses I`m flying over you Good-bye horses I`m flying over you Good-bye horses I`m flying over you |
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sorry couldnt help myself
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