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then you need some loition It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Good-bye horses I`m flying over you Good-bye horses I`m flying over you Good-bye horses I`m flying over you Over hill, over dale, over the hill and straight to hell. |
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I find myself wanting to find a nice girl monkey here, all I seem to find are the ones that just want me for my banana, if I cant find true love soon... I think I may have to change my picture to a broken heart, or maybe a demon? Boy how I wish I could score, I just don’t know how to talk to the other monkeys out there. What do you think? 
try walking up to a group of women in a public place, taking a deep breath, let out three breaths, making sure that they sound kind of like a cat coughing up a hairball, then when all of them are looking at you look them directly in the face and say "Nope, cant breathe fire" and walk away... No no no...walk up to a group of women and say, "Hi, are you the group I'm suppost to meet from foursome.com" LOL. That will get some kind of reaction! Just not sure what... also nice, another good one is walk up and say, nahhh, turn and leave. |
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then you need some loition It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Good-bye horses I`m flying over you Good-bye horses I`m flying over you Good-bye horses I`m flying over you Over hill, over dale, over the hill and straight to hell. no no no He told me,I see you rise But, it always falls. I see them come, I see them go He said, "All things pass into the night" And I said, "Oh no sir I must say you´re wrong I must disagree OH no sir I must say you're wrong. "Won´t you listen to me You told me ,I`ve seen it all before I've Been there, I`ve seen my hopes and dreams A lying on the ground I've seen the sky, just begin to fall he said ,”All things pass into the night" |
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i dont think he gets it OC
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nopers
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then you need some loition It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Good-bye horses I`m flying over you Good-bye horses I`m flying over you Good-bye horses I`m flying over you Over hill, over dale, over the hill and straight to hell. no no no He told me,I see you rise But, it always falls. I see them come, I see them go He said, "All things pass into the night" And I said, "Oh no sir I must say you´re wrong I must disagree OH no sir I must say you're wrong. "Won´t you listen to me You told me ,I`ve seen it all before I've Been there, I`ve seen my hopes and dreams A lying on the ground I've seen the sky, just begin to fall he said ,”All things pass into the night" Repose and rhyme, Both yours and mine, All we lack is the time, From my lips and into thine, I just wait untill the sun doth shine. |
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hhmm dont know that one sorry
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hhmm dont know that one sorry Not many do. |
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Masterbating monkeys at the zoo freaking crack me up!
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Masterbating monkeys at the zoo freaking crack me up! You misspelled masturbating |
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I find myself wanting to find a nice girl monkey here, all I seem to find are the ones that just want me for my banana, if I cant find true love soon... I think I may have to change my picture to a broken heart, or maybe a demon? Boy how I wish I could score, I just don’t know how to talk to the other monkeys out there. What do you think?
try walking up to a group of women in a public place, taking a deep breath, let out three breaths, making sure that they sound kind of like a cat coughing up a hairball, then when all of them are looking at you look them directly in the face and say "Nope, cant breathe fire" and walk away... No no no...walk up to a group of women and say, "Hi, are you the group I'm suppost to meet from foursome.com" LOL. That will get some kind of reaction! Just not sure what... lol  that would be a suicide mission dont even try it lol
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