Love Dress
-A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. -She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

-"What are you doing?" she asked. -"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in-law answered. -"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. -"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. -"Love Dress? But your naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. -"My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she explained. "When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic.

-The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

-Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. -"This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. -"Needs ironing, " he said. "What's for dinner?" -His funeral will be held this coming Thursday, closed casket


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Cooly

That actually made me pee my pants laughing. But just a little bit.

TYVM for the smile and the laugh..

thought you'd like that, how dumb can ya get

I laughed so hard I couldn't see straight!

you have done it once again keep it up

Cooly only you

that was great!

Now ya know how I felt
Still makes me laugh

Cooly

Love it!!!!!!!!!

1 of my favorites, closed casket even

Best joke todate.

I had to repeat this joke by cooly: Love Dress
-A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. -She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

-"What are you doing?" she asked. -"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in-law answered. -"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. -"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. -"Love Dress? But your naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. -"My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she explained. "When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic.

-The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

-Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. -"This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. -"Needs ironing, " he said. "What's for dinner?" -His funeral will be held this coming Thursday, closed casket


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Cooly

Has it ever occured to all of the good joke teller's on this site , that someone should publish a book of all of the great jokes. All of them are great, some bad,nasty , some good.

After a cruel day in the hard world, it is nice to come home and turn on my computer, go this site and room and laugh at these jokes.

Keep em coming. All of you contributors really do a great job and make may day.

Cooly, I had to repeat this one. This is the best. You get an oscar. How true.

Thanks Bro, I read this and laugh every time
Thanks everyone else for the comments

Cooly

i like it to