A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

she came with just him rubbing on her?????? who is this doctor and does he give lessons??????

ohhhhhhhh

I was bottle fed and now I love boobies. I don't know if they are connected but someone should look into that

Good Grief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Breasts for me. Totally.

Can I make an appointment with that doctor???

must have the most excitment she has had in a long time.

ummm yea. i dont think you should be telling people that kinda of stuff.

seriously! where is he located?

Maybe your right, but right now I am very bored and really just don't care all that much lol. I thought it was funny but mabye I'll just shut up