I want to see if this one is okay with you all and if not feel free to report it as so.
A man is in Hell. Satan tells him “I’m going to open up 3 doors and whatever you choose that’s how you’re going to spend the rest of eternity here.” He opens up the first door where the man sees people burning and says “No, I don’t want that”. He opens up the second door where the man sees people doing hard manual labor and says “No, I don’t want that either.” He opens up the third door where the man sees a man and a woman having oral sex and says “Yes, I want that.” Satan tells the woman “Get up you’ve just been replaced.”

What if the man is gay!

He is now.

That made me laugh.

Basel….Then he’s in Heaven.

A repair man is accidentally sent to Hell. A week later God looks down to check on Hell and notices that everybody there is enjoying themselves. God calls Satan and asks why and he replies “Thank you for sending me the repair man. He’s fixed everything that was broken and even installed air condition for us so it’s great here.” God said “I didn’t send you a repair man by choice he was sent there by mistake. Send him up here right now or I’ll sue you.” Satan replies “Oh yeah, where are you going to get a lawyer” and he hangs up the phone.

Tit For Tok
FUNNY

Curious to know if you think cock and *** are vulgar words to you?

I guess the a word is since it got bleeped out.

I love it, made me chuckle

Lol wasn't expecting that

Yeah I don’t think he was either.

Laughing my woolly socks off

Who knows, he may like it

I guess he’s going to have to now since he made his final choice.

I don't feel even in Hell i would get entry... Does God has new infrastructure other than heaven or hell... As greedy an lazy we humans have now more got covered in technology and machines...

Trump ends up in hell...

Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in, swimming to the bottom and then resurfacing, over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" said Trump. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor, with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky... doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this!”

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

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Funny Robin .

Lol he would definitely enjoy it