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ONE DAY A LITTLE GIRL TOLD HER AUNT
'JOHN DOE HAS A BIG ****...(CLOCK)' UPON HEARING THIS,THE AUNT WAS ALARMED! SHE ASKED HER SISTER,"WHAT SHOULD I DO? SALLY JUST TOLD ME ABOUT JOHN DOE` **** (CLOCK)" THEN,THE SISTER REPLIED,"YOU MUST HAVE HEARD HER WRONG.JOHN DOE WOULD NEVER DO THAT...." SO THEY BOTH ASKED THE LITTLE GIRL TO REPEAT HERSELF 'JOHN DOE HAS A BIG ****....SEE...' (SHE POINTED AT THE BIG CLOCK ON THE WALL.) RELIEVED,THEY LAUGHED.BUT,THE SISTER SAID, "I'M GONNA BUY A LITTLE CLOCK SO SALLY CAN COME TO MY HOUSE AND TELL HER UNCLE TOM WHAT SIZE HIS CLOCK IS." |
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