For a few years this man was having an affair with this Italian girl. One day she confides in him and says she is pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know anything he said he would pay for the child. So how would he know when it was born she asked ?. He said just send me a postcard with the word SPAGHETTI on it and you will get the money every month. So 9 month's passes and a postcard arrives his wife says you have a postcard my love. So he reads the card. It says.. SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. Three with meatballs. Two without. Please send extra sauce. The poor man fainted.

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