A young man And his girlfriend driving down a dark road at night. He says why don't you strip of no one will see you. So she thinks about it and says Why not. So she strips off and the Man takes a quick look and crashes the car. He is trapped by his arm and can't get out. He says my darling you will need to go for help. She says I can't find my clothes and can't go out everyone will see me. The Man gives her his shoe and says cover It up with this. So she starts walking and finds this small garage. She goes in And says can you please help me. My boyfriend is stuck. The garage owner looks at her and says. My dear if he is that far up you have no hope

Deep Blue Ocean
FUNNY

Funny .