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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you! |
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no, its bad, because, after it kills the weak ones, it starts killing the good ones, and you cant gain them back. BAD
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READ the forum that this this under...... "Jokes & Funny Stories."
I found the JOKE to be FUNNY! Thank you! |
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good one i'm with them
JOKES & FUNNY STORIES |
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Edited by
SHAMELESS_42
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Wed 12/26/07 06:03 PM
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i think your trying to trick me cause every time i drink the girls all get prettier at closing time and my dates clothes fall off when drinking tequillia..good one though ty... .... ....
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