I was out ice fishing, and had no nibbles all morning. About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret.
He said “Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg.”

I said “Excuse,me, I didn’t get that?”

so he mumbles even louder, “Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!”

I shook my head and said “I’m sorry, but I still didn’t understand what you said.”

Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says “YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!”

Good one

Funny .

Thanks Julie, Josh.

When I first came across this, it was like, 'what a Mark Twain!'