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10: They have tits

they bleed for 7-10 days and don't die
they can have babies
they get turned on when they see a credit card
they get headaches at the wrong time




well there's ya 4 more things to add to that list Cooly

if she bleeds for that long once a month she better go get checked out

it's 3 to 5 days

ughhhhh on credit cards...blah!!!

but LOL both of you

aye!!! to that

whatever,it's 7-10 days...admit it....

we don't bleed that long...but yes we tend to have those other side effects occasionally...LOL the grumpiness...

now if we could find the other 5 ..

I ain't telling...because as far as I can tell you got a head up on us girls

ok here's 5 more



their favorite food is Bon Bons
their side of the bed is the side the wet spot is on
they travel in packs
their favorite past time is shopping
they have 1 pair of shoes for each part of clothing in their closet (some have 3-5 pairs for each though)

ROFLMAO,i knew the wet spot 1 but ty for the others im writing them down as i type

Here's me refraining from comment...okay can't help it...
bon bons are too sweet
LOL...but ew and no
some girls do...I'm choosy on my friends...
I like shopping...but my fav past time is here...NOOOO just kidding...my fav past time is hiking, camping.....taking photographs
and I have sneakers, one pair of nicer shoes, and cowboy boots...so I like shoes...just not the usual


Good try jtevans but you stil got a long way to figuring us out.



And don't worry you sensitive males...I know you guys are just having fun...I'm just being my usual self and being a brat

hey i closely studied females for 10 years to get that info.it was a risky thing too,i had to keep my distance do to the fear of being torn to pieces if i got too close.i took notes on everything from their eating habits to their mating habits....


i was lucky to make it back alive and luckily my research was unharmed

thank you adj4u

I can name 10 things off the top of my head...

1. They say one thing and mean something totally different.
(men have a tendency to try and make sense, so we don't get it)
2. Every woman has multiple personalities at once.
Example: They can be mad as hell yelling at you, the phone rings, "Hey girl, how you doing? Nothing much, what's up?" All happy as hell.
3. They don't see with their breasts, their eyes are on their head, same as men.
4. Even if they say they don't like to be pampered and spoiled, they really do.
5. Their minds go at 100 miles an hour, so just like chess, you finish a sentence, they have the entire conversation planned out already.
6. You can't win against a girl, and even if you do "win" you still lose. It's like arguing with a retard, even if you win, you're still retarded.
7. When a girl says "I don't care, let's do whatever you wanna do." they really mean, "I know what I wanna do, but I'm not telling you, you have to guess, and better get it right."
8. women's looks can be deceiving, just because a they look happy doesn't mean they are.
9. If a girl says "I have a headache" they really mean "I'm mad at you, but I don't wanna get into it because you're dumb and won't understand, so just leave me alone." can also mean "I'm mad at you, no sex for you till you correct your mistake."
10. Every woman is different, so not all rules apply all the time.

pretty much the same thing i said

i agree with......oh ten and four...but I like to be spoiled...not in the money wise...but...LOL

You guys really need to get out and meet different women

i did meet a different woman today, she read my electric meter. oh ive met her before,my bad