Well?
can't think of a time when the u.s. or perhaps the world was more polarized...maybe its a case of reality mirroring art with all the epic good vs. evil movies going on?
then depending on your morals or lack of same...value system all you have to do is pick a side and fire at will...apologies to guys named will...

how about bad pickup lines...you're not so bad. i've had worse...these don't seem to work very well...i guess after my last breakup 5 years ago with a wild woman i suppose i am a bit jaded and callous, but i do try to enjoy my uniqueness...

Thank you for sharing.

or maybe my number one tip on how to guess a woman's age learned from experience...i am usually a pretty good age guesser. years ago a co-worker asked me to guess her age, i said 40, she cried. So i said how old are you? She said 39 and was going to be 40 next week. She continued most men guess i am 30. So now i take a woman age and subtract 10 years and that is my guess and it works a lot better.

you're welcome. then there is the classic, "do these jeans make me look fat"?

here i think the woman is giving you an opportunity to say something rude to her so she can break up with you before she breaks up with you for the usual reasons...
or she might need a boost and just be having a bad day.

the best thing you can do is say something like, u have such a sweet butt that is one of the reasons i want to marry you, omg did i say that out loud, or some other over the top sentiment to really make the moment pop...

verbal miscues...

years ago at a bus stop the tattooed mexican called me holmes, so i called him watson, whose watson he asks, holmes sidekick, no man holmes as in homey, ahhh the light bulb moment, i think that was the first week they were using homey so i didn't consider myself too out of touch...

I have an ice chest one told me over the phone. So you like to camp i queried, what's camping got to do with it she asked. Well you said you have an ice chest, no i have a nice chest..oh duh...

then there were the stupid moments when i would see a black man walking his dog and look at his dog and say, sup dog? all three of them laughed fortunately and no riot ensued.

then there was the woman who while driving me to her house said if i didn't make love to her i would have to walk home and it was about 10 miles. **** i said, yes exactly she replied, she was good looking but still...

then there was the kinky woman who said she was going to **** me, cool i said, she went into the bedroom and came out with a strap on...oh ****...exactly she said
what happens when you might be a little too fearless for your own good...

Guess my age!

29 and you're cute for a hillbilly, viva mountain dew!

You can't use my age on mingle!

good one...

I shaved my balls for this?

You get to the threads too late, is my observation.
Most peeps have moved on to other threads.
So, no, you are not a thread killer.

Me too

so i just get to the ball too late? i fell deeply in love 9 years ago one of my life's goals...

that's a load off my mind. i didn't want to get weird or anything.

then again my family was raised to be over the top ...

and reading posts around here i see i am not alone on that one...

someone knocked on my door 40 minutes ago and woke me up....and i heard my name called. but it could have been 2 neighbor women and either way it was no great loss not getting up in time.

i watched the super bowl it seemed a bit biased in favor of the home team and possibly tom's last year...

the refs like the media have the power to steer the proles. do women have balls? well figuratively some women have big balls...night...

mardi gras...today begins what would normally be the last big 6 days of mardi gras...either going down today or tomorrow...mayor has said the city is not involved which may or may not mean much...people here live to party mostly....to be or not to be...if nothing else there will be some beautiful black women walking around downtown...

You can't be 68

No just look it. Thanks 2020 and 2021!

i seem to have overridden this post to showcase my standup comedy or lack thereof
D.I. caught me yesterday being a bit overly whatever and then i read an even more rowdy post , wow....from a woman...are men being whatevered here?
i won my 2nd wife over with this headline..."gruff, bored, platonic gigolo seeks work" proving there is a lid for every pot...

now i suppose a completely yet overly honest header would go something like this
"a bit insane man not completely over his kinky ex who even married someone else after the breakup, and sent her then husband to work with me because i had a decent job at the time, i, who by the way am still emailing said "bad woman" 5 years later even after restraining order and 22 hours spent in jail instead of the prescribed 30 days while waiting for court date only to be released early due to overcrowding, thinks he might maybe be open to dating foxy woman, kinky or not, who doesn't mind hearing about his ex over movies, meals, walks, etc. in the appropriate setting of new orleans where every other kind of weird stuff worthy of the twilight zone has happened."

not sure if i could garner a date with that but who can say these days eh?