A blonde, a brunette ,and a redhead are all out in a farmers watermelon patch eating watermelons late at night. The farmer hears the ruckus and immediately yells "I'll get you. The scared women run into the barn and each hide themselves in a tote sack. The farmer comes into the barn and sees movement in the sacks. He kicks the first sack and the brunette says "Meow". The farmer guesses it must be a cat. He then kicks the second sack and the redhead says "ruoof".
The farmer guesses it must be a dog. He kicks the final sack and the blonde yells "Potatoe"