When you have an I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this.

On your way home from work stop by at the local pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be sure this is the brand-named thermometer you're purchasing.



Proceed to your home, enter and lock the door behind you, lift the telephone receiver off the hook ... You DO NOT want to be disturbed.. Change into comfortable, loose-fitting clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Then open the package and remove the contents, carefully place the thermometer on the table or on a surface where it will not be broken, Chipped or cracked by mistake



Then unfold the instructional material packaged with the
thermometer and read it in its entirety. Please remember to read even the small print sections .. THAT'S WHERE THE FUN BEGINS, and where you will find the following statement:



"Every Rectal Thermometer manufactured by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested by one of our employees."



Now Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times.
I am so happy that I do not work in the Quality Control Section in the Thermometer Manufacturing Unit at Johnson & Johnson.



Have a wonderful day today and remember...

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

Oh my god, that is great

Very funny but it's been used before i use it???

Great !

ohh my thats just soo wrong but so lmao funny.i wonder if they need a high scholl diploma for that job,and how do i apply,NOT