still looking a bit slow on the forums tonight.....
so it's time for yet ANOTHER completely pointless thread from yours truly simply cuz i have nothing better to do with my time then entertain other people.

so i meet this girl at the bar one night, we been talking for a few weeks. well we're on the phone late one night having this very heated discussion of all our fantasies and desires. frankly i'm feeling real good about this one and can't help but think how great and perfect she is but threw it all i can tell she's a bit distracted from the conversation so i ask "is anything wrong?". she hesitates a little but soon replies "no it's nothing, don't worry about it". so we go back to talking but it's really bothering me cuz i can tell her mind is someplace else so again i ask "you sure everything is ok?". she hesitates a little bit more then says "well it's my cat, no never mind it's nothing". so we go back to talking and i'm not really giving it much thought, i figure the cats probably just being annoying or something but then out of nowhere she's gets upset and kinda blurts out "damn it! hold on the cats licking my testicles............ aw hell he can just stay there".






the phone call just kinda went down hill from there............

I bet.

Wait, it was a trannie?