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Ok some of You know Me some of You worship my intelligence and some of You are even brave enough to be on the same forum with Me but thats not why I'm here.
It's not easy being Me some times and being popular isn't always what it's cracked up to be...every once in a while you come across a deranged fan or two... here is a twisted email I received just a few days ago........and you think you people have problems you don't know the half of it..... 
reads as follows..... Dear Red... Red, I know we are very close, we don't hide anything from each other, and we are comfortable being naked around each other. Hell, I LOVE being naked with you. You fart around me, I fart around you, we have nothing to hide. However, when I am in the bathroom, I want to be left alone. I don't want you peeking in the bathroom that is adjacent to the living room when I am in it. I don't want you throwing the door wide open when I am in there. I don't want you looking at me when I am sitting on the pot, doing my business. I don't want you to watch me I especially don't want a hug or to kiss you and I REALLY don't wish to be fondled or touched in any way while I am taking a crap. I know you don't have any sense of personal boundaries when it comes to your g/f, but I really don't feel my sexiest when I am pushing waste out of my *sshole into the toilet. It's worse when I have gastrointestinal distress, because you will come in and laugh at the noises my bowels are making or critique the odor I have produced. Please, I beg you, leave me alone and when I come out I will be your perfect g/f again. |
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Ok some of You know Me some of You worship my intelligence and some of You are even brave enough to be on the same forum with Me but thats not why I'm here. It's not easy being Me some times and being popular isn't always what it's cracked up to be...every once in a while you come across a deranged fan or two... here is a twisted email I received just a few days ago........and you think you people have problems you don't know the half of it.....
reads as follows..... Dear Red... Red, I know we are very close, we don't hide anything from each other, and we are comfortable being naked around each other. Hell, I LOVE being naked with you. You fart around me, I fart around you, we have nothing to hide. However, when I am in the bathroom, I want to be left alone. I don't want you peeking in the bathroom that is adjacent to the living room when I am in it. I don't want you throwing the door wide open when I am in there. I don't want you looking at me when I am sitting on the pot, doing my business. I don't want you to watch me I especially don't want a hug or to kiss you and I REALLY don't wish to be fondled or touched in any way while I am taking a crap. I know you don't have any sense of personal boundaries when it comes to your g/f, but I really don't feel my sexiest when I am pushing waste out of my *sshole into the toilet. It's worse when I have gastrointestinal distress, because you will come in and laugh at the noises my bowels are making or critique the odor I have produced. Please, I beg you, leave me alone and when I come out I will be your perfect g/f again.
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That is terrible...lol
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Don't they have rules for threads going in the right topic area...this belongs in JOKES.... especially in regards to your ego...
I can be filthy but this shiiiit reeks.... 
besides I bet dragons are at least a triple flusher.....
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hahaha omg I bet I know who sent that to you!!!
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I had to block Her...........
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I had to block Her...........
Oh great that dragon appendage and her gastrointestinal distress will really be backed up.....
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Sounds more like YOU have the blockage......laxaid helps I hear.
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hahaha omg I bet I know who sent that to you!!!
It wasn't me, i promise you that
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Uhhhhhhhhhh I dont think that was a "she"
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Sounds more like YOU have the blockage......laxaid helps I hear.
LISTEN up people this is far from over... I have my suspects as to the culprit that may have sent this to me.
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Sounds more like YOU have the blockage, RED......laxaid helps I hear. I so have to learn to use the quote button properly...
RED.... you sound a little bound up there. |
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Crappage of De Nile
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Did someone say "ENEMA"?????
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Gyspy I haven't ruled you out yet.......this has you all over it..................
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Did someone say "ENEMA"?????
Well, when if someone is as full of sh*t, as poor little RED, make it a DRAGON size enema...... 
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Sounds more like YOU have the blockage, RED......laxaid helps I hear. I so have to learn to use the quote button properly...
RED.... you sound a little bound up there. Nothing that a good fisting and legs thrown over his shoulders would not cure.....
***Yeah I know how to go back and read to find out what kind of cracker I am dealing with.......... |
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Ok double him up for a
Supp.......where is the ky jelly????
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Jess I haven't ruled You out yet this has you all over it..........
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