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Hey everyone give me your best pick up lines and comebacks too. I'll gather them all together and post them all in one. My best ever was not to even try but my favorite is:
"JUST SAY HI" They actually talk to you then, lets see what ya got Every one have a Merry Christmas too Cooly |
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hey baby type here often ?
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hey baby, your dad musta jacked off in a flower pot cuz you sure are a bloomin idiot.....
wait, thats not a pick up line..... i'll get have to back to this one later |
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Hey, you got any italian in you...
No. ...want some?   
just kidding id never use that one unless I was drunk and didnt care if I got slapped. |
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Edited by
cruisin
on
Sat 12/22/07 02:02 AM
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Edit: i didn't read the first post...sh1t we all think alike here...
But ya, saying hi works. Also, you guys might want to try just showing a girl your pen0r. I heard that works too. |
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Almost forgot, my bad
Was talking to a girl in restraunt, she say's, if your trying to hit on me I'm a lesbian I wasn't tryin to hit one her, but I replied back, well we have something in common I'm a lesbian too Before i could leave restraunt she gave me her number Read the joke about I'm a Lesbian |
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hey whats up who brought the hockey player anybody call a tow truck
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Do ya like chicken?
If she says 'Yes' Well suck on this. It's fowl
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believe it or not once this one almost worked, "Did you see a horse run by"
A good come back " your daddy should have been like amtrack and pulled out in time" |
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