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Messy diapers that the mother forgot to throw out and are now becoming very ripe.
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Nautilus shells.
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Odorous sneakers
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Peanuts
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Quilted Northern TP, just in case the stores will have a shortage
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Roach clip
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Snakes
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Trailer hitch
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Umpteen circus clowns that continuously keep exiting the van in a sequence, and then running off, only to exit again moments later, in a constant stream of rainbow wigs and giant shoes.
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Violins
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Windex, to clean the dirty windows
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xtra ductape
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Zebras
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Apple core
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Bic lighters, because you keep keeping them!
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Coins
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Dog poo
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Elephant's Ears, (a plant).
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Ford manual
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Garbage bag
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