A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight.. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he
knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for this kind of contest.

some are.

just hold on, i'm still trying to think of a witty comment for this one.

Now now, we don't need to go making generalized statements about groups of people. That's what Hitler did, and we all know how that turned out...

waiting .....

keep waiting, it'll come to me yet!

quarry

Hello dc !

hi quarry

Cool Beans
Now I got slammed tellin a joke on women, but it's all good
Can't ya take a joke, it's all about havin fun

Cooly

lol if the wife in this joke had been smart she would have taken the tickets cashed them in and used them to buy the tennis bracelet that she wanted..never fear Cooly your joke was great!!I just appreciated this one better