A Handy Guide For Men on Staying Alive.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! Better still leave it somewhere you are bound to see it on your way home from work each day so it will always be fresh in your memory.

DANGEROUS....What's for dinner?
SAFER....Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST....Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS....Are you wearing that?
SAFER....Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST....WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS....What are you so worked up about?
SAFER....Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST....Here's fifty bucks.
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS....Should you be eating that?
SAFER....You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST....Can I get you a glass of water with that?
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS....What did you do all day?
SAFER....I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST....I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE....Have some more chocolate.

Just thought I'd help ya guys
Cooly

Here, have some chocolate.

2 Funny

I'm not sure, but I think that the person who wrote that had a thing for chocolate.

Maybe thats why I'm single, I don't buy the choclate from the kids at the door, hey kid how many boxes ya got