Topic: Nut and bolt erotica | |
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Tue 04/07/20 01:27 AM
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Take a wrench, and notice the fine subtle curves, from the neck down to the handle, and gently take the bolt, hard, erect, and spiraled, and move it toward the grooved hole with a perfect fit, threads and spirals lining up, anticipating the tip entering the opening, and turning it gently at first, slowly so they mesh, with a small amount of lock-tight, that acts like a blue cool lubricant.
It feels smooth to the turning, slowly a good pace against your fingers, feeling good, ever better, as you turn it more down deep into the hole just meant for this hard steel-spiraled shaft, spinning, slowing, as the wrench hovers over to finish the job of the perfect fit, coming down over the bolt, cradling the head, as the real torque begins... Oohh yeah, the wrench, the muscles and power that pull and twist, and pull again, as it drives your bolt home toward the head, as the hole accepts the shaft, deep inside it's incredibly tight walls, hot to the touch, as the satisfactory pulls guide it home to stay thrust to the hilt forever, and locked into place for the climax......... A pause......Another hole, and a shiny steel shaft, waiting to drive home...until the next bolt....... and the next....no wonder building something is so much fun. |
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Makes me want to get to building right away.
Well done Darkowl |
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Lmao, Thankya kindly.
Thought I'd put somethin out there before i go to the crypt. |
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And so timely... with the social distancing and all
Be safe |
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There's nothing quite like screwing and banging and hammering, and pushing in a shaft with an interference fit.
My neighbours complained about the noise when I do it. Just jealous. |
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Goodness, so many comments already. Well, I shall never publicly move to erotica, but thank you for sharing Darkowl.
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I'm sat here with an old rusty bolt and a can of penetrating oil thinking about my next move
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Sometimes you just need a ratchet wrench. Fast. |
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Not all men have the same skills when it comes to handling nuts and bolts ., Some Accidentally slip , others misfire and hit their thumb ... others have confused coordination and Just end up with flailing nuts and bolts .
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Ssssssssssscchhhh.......you people need dates
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I love it! thank you! |
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There's nothing quite like screwing and banging and hammering, and pushing in a shaft with an interference fit. My neighbours complained about the noise when I do it. Just jealous. Yes indeed brotha, and they'll be more jealous when you're running smooth and cruisin down the street... |
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Goodness, so many comments already. Well, I shall never publicly move to erotica, but thank you for sharing Darkowl. I'm honored to share a little silliness now and then, thanks! |
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I'm sat here with an old rusty bolt and a can of penetrating oil thinking about my next move I remember cleaning car parts in the 60's with kerosene, and of-course, it was 30 degrees and dusk. My hands were so cold, they wouldn't straighten out, especially to open door knobs n stuff, and Little did we know how bad that stuff really was for us. |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sometimes you just need a ratchet wrench. Fast. *Hands Soufie Socket wrench, Fast! |
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Not all men have the same skills when it comes to handling nuts and bolts ., Some Accidentally slip , others misfire and hit their thumb ... others have confused coordination and Just end up with flailing nuts and bolts . I will never say I have skills of any kind, but I did get a hilarious mind picture of flailing nuts and bolts into the air, kinda like "Christmas Story" when they're changing the tire. |
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Ssssssssssscchhhh.......you people need dates I just need someone to help me fix my car ... then a kick-ax road trip is in order....... after this thing is done run it's course... I ain't goin back to New Orleans to pick up my car till this stuff dies down there... what a shame... |
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ahem, shouldn’t it be nuts and bolt?
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Very well described...
Would like to mentioned here something very much missing as per me. If the Bolt is not used recently or is rusted then few drops of "Lubricating oil" will be very much useful to screw it perfectly. |
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