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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl! Man who jizz in cash register come into money. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. Man who fart in church must sit in own pew. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. Learn to masturbate--come in handy. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock. Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy. Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone |
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LMFAO
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confusios also say passionate kiss much like spiders web both lead to
undoing of the fly. |
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lol,,good one girl,,,lol I like that
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lion is a chick again............. omg this is awsome everybody........
ok shall we set the record straight lionsbrew is a guy.......beautiful though he may be he's 100% male.......or so he tells me.LOL i think it's hilarious that everybody only sees the hair but come on if your not sure read the whole damn profile......... hey lion the guy above loves2please you might have some fun babe,LMAO |
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i said girl for a reason,,I hate the lion,,and I live in Mi,,but I dont
hate the person that shows the lion,,its just the pic,,,,Detroit lions Suck bad,,just as bad as my jokes,,oh hold on no they make you laugh,,and so do the lions,,when they play,,,,,,love to all here |
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