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Topic: Toilet paper
Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 03/15/20 02:36 AM
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

Bastet127 Joined Wed 06/12/19 Posts: 967	Sun 03/15/20 06:09 AM
I recently read: If this first thing you do when you panic is buy toilet paper. You suck at panicking.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 03/15/20 08:25 AM
I recently read: If this first thing you do when you panic is buy toilet paper. You suck at panicking. There seems to a lot of it going around, it's comical, panic buying everything..

nickistaken Joined Mon 06/18/18 Posts: 396	Sun 03/15/20 09:00 AM
I can't believe it. If you get the virus, there will be a person in a hazmat suit taking care of that business, and you WON'T be able to do it yourself anyway. Stupid people... (But for those interested, I have full single rolls (nothing removed) for $15.95)

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Sun 03/15/20 11:30 AM
I'm gonna set up on the corner and start selling it for a dollar a sheet.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Sun 03/15/20 11:33 AM
Ha ha. I wonder what they used before toilet paper was invented?

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Sun 03/15/20 12:36 PM
I recently read: If this first thing you do when you panic is buy toilet paper. You suck at panicking. There seems to a lot of it going around, it's comical, panic buying everything.. Yes but I just might need the five bottles of cricket bat oil if I ever buy a cricket bat

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Sun 03/15/20 12:50 PM
I recently read: If this first thing you do when you panic is buy toilet paper. You suck at panicking. There seems to a lot of it going around, it's comical, panic buying everything.. Yes but I just might need the five bottles of cricket bat oil if I ever buy a cricket bat Lol

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Sun 03/15/20 12:52 PM
And, Black Sabbath sings on... People gathering in the masses Trying to find paper to wipe their azzes

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 03/15/20 01:31 PM
Ain't nothin wrong with a "Grassy Azz"

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sun 03/15/20 02:23 PM
Why is there a toilet paper shortage? Because when one person coughs everyone sh**s themselves.

☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟 Joined Tue 10/03/06 Posts: 40454	Sun 03/15/20 03:01 PM


Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 03/16/20 05:52 AM
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? He wanted to get to the bottom.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Mon 03/16/20 10:42 AM
Is this bathroom humor?

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 03/16/20 10:45 AM
Is this bathroom humor? 'Tis.

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Mon 03/16/20 06:46 PM
I may give sheets of toilet paper as Christmas gifts this year because I have some shi**y friends.

Adagio Joined Mon 03/09/20 Posts: 24	Tue 03/17/20 08:11 AM
Perhaps thicker knickers?

Adagio Joined Mon 03/09/20 Posts: 24	Tue 03/17/20 08:16 AM
I'm gonna set up on the corner and start selling it for a dollar a sheet. would that be with a pillow slip?

ivegotthegirth Joined Fri 08/17/18 Posts: 6666	Tue 03/17/20 11:58 PM
A joke on the same level: Why don't baby ducks lay eggs? Cause their quacks ain't big enough

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Fri 03/20/20 05:33 PM
A joke on the same level: Why don't baby ducks lay eggs? Cause their quacks ain't big enough Tractor Supply sells baby chicks. I'm going to go there with my kids and take a pic of them holding the baby ducks and send it to my ex and tell her I'm teaching the kids how to pick up chicks.