I am going to ask my girlfriend

You have a girlfriend and you’re on a dating site?

Mmmm........

1. Yes, I have a GF and I am on M2?
2. My GF and I hardly ever have lovin in bed. Less than 1%.

yes

You have to ask ! You're in big trouble !

The body knows what it's doing and in the throws of passion, things will happen naturally. Everyone has their first time, so just try to take it slowly and as you get to know each other better, it will get better for both of you.

You might not have that girlfriend much longer

Okay... You're probably gonna die, a lonely virgin.


But, just so you'll know...
Making love, is indeed much better with a partner.

First time hu? Don't go in with a loaded gun m8

Take in a Virgin testing kit as described elsewhere on here

You will be fine once she tells you
where your feet go.

Making love...

Should only ever be done in missionary position,
at night, with the lights OFF.

Neither person involved should actually enjoy it.
Nor, should either party ever show any outward signs
of enjoyment.

Once the deed is,complete, both parties, should quietly
be grateful, that it's over. AND, feel guilty for even having
this lustful need, in the first place.

At no time, shall either party, desire, or allow,
love making to occur, more than two or three times
per year.



The end.

hmmm

cleanup crew needed in aisles 13 and 14 please!