I was chasing down a deer because I needed something to go with my Hamburger Helper. That's when I tripped over a 17 foot tall rock and fell into a mineshaft someone left laying around. Figured I'd be there for awhile since the tunnel was 250 years long and I wasn't about to get snail slime on my Sunday best.

You may be asking yourself, 'Why is he deer-hunting in his best clothes?'
Well, I was lying in church when that dang deer whizzed by the window, I was
off like a shot, the only weapon on me.

But I was tripping, hence the tall fall. And the very wet landing.
Now I am thinking Tuna Helper.

You may be asking yourself, 'Why he way lying in church, in his best clothes?'
Well, I was lying in church because my girl was getting married to my pal of years
And I had heard that cops treated you right if you had your best clothes on;
and it wasn't clear what I intended doing although I had taken my shotgun with me,
and that was when the deer, the chase, & the fall in the tuna pond

As I live with my grandmother I know she wouldn't call for a search
Till somebody reported her truck that I had left outside the bicycle repair shop

I wandered the mineshaft in deep despair. No deer, no beer, no lady.
How could I get out of here? 250 years deep in my Sunday best was kind of messed up.
I saw a sign, it read.

"Welcome to Hell".
It seemed scratched by coal and blood into a rocky wall.
I laughed at the ridiculousness of my situation.
Hell was not nearly as bad as this mineshaft without hope.

You finally started yelling for help ... know one came but a deer showed up looking down at you ... and then a few more came around snorting ... you fool ... never underestimate a deer ... your only chance is to slime your way out of there ...

It's recurring dream. chasing girls, elusive; then trips & lands in a ...
Needs to remove the many tripwires

Just tripping. Took too much acid and saw a deer wearing it's Sunday best. Then the rabbit hole I never saw took me deep down to Alice in chains.

Down in a hole

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