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Topic: The Brilliant Ideas and solutions thread
Dat Joined Sun 01/05/20 Posts: 1	Sun 01/05/20 07:58 PM
Things you mentioned can't be programmed into humans

notbeold Joined Sat 06/01/13 Posts: 2406	Mon 01/06/20 05:38 AM
A 3D printer is a relatively inexpensive way to make some ideas a reality. How about a new religion, where the all powerful god who created everything, hands out free money to us to spend, instead of the other way around. A happy loving drug like extacy or MaryJane that you can turn on or off at will, so you can party hard and get totally wasted, then turn it off so no effects, or turn on the inhibitor, and then you can drive home and do your tax forms or brain surgery etc. No effects at the cop's random testing station, no dramas. Visiting your crazy aunty, turn it on just a bit to ease the pain. At the dentist, maybe a bit more.

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Tue 01/07/20 08:23 AM Edited by Freebird Deluxe on Tue 01/07/20 08:24 AM
Hypochondria pills ,take six every five minutes to ward off Hypochondria

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Tue 01/07/20 08:56 AM Edited by Cosmic Charlie on Tue 01/07/20 08:59 AM
Hypochondria pills ,take six every five minutes to ward off Hypochondria That's a winner Freebird. total genius think of the profits.

Seamus Joined Mon 07/15/19 Posts: 3365	Tue 01/07/20 09:38 AM
I do not know if it is a brilliant idea, but when I was at school, I always thought the teachers should have psychologist/psychiatrists evaluations before being let loose to teach children. I also think the same should be done for all politicians, Prime Ministers, Presidents and leaders of every country. Their bodies and voices would have to be distorted/unrecognizable and they would be examined with a crowd of incognito people. But, everybody can be bought, so I doubt it would work. I think the same. Psyche evaluations for everyone in positions of authority over others.

LarchTree Joined Fri 11/22/19 Posts: 935	Fri 01/10/20 04:14 PM
Hypochondria pills ,take six every five minutes to ward off Hypochondria I am using your idea, while I am looking over my blood test that my doctor did not order (I don’t have a doctor). I think I am deficient in iron.

notbeold Joined Sat 06/01/13 Posts: 2406	Fri 01/10/20 09:02 PM
Smart pills for politicians. You know the ones, that you find on the ground in pastures and forests. If you're not smarter by the first one, try another. Sooner or later you will wise up.

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Tue 01/21/20 02:53 PM
I've had another brilliant idea! A singles festival. It would be like woostock. Just advertise the hell out of it. I've got it all figured. Prove you're single by facebook or something. Have a dresscode for girls (namely, scrunch bum leggings or hotpants)to keep it tastful. Obviously tickets will be pricy, to pay the bands. You could even do a local one. advertise like on the Blues Brothers. What do you recon. ?

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Tue 01/21/20 03:21 PM
methinks you think too large. same deal cheaper tickets less dress code and you host it for us minglers

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Tue 01/21/20 03:29 PM
methinks you think too large. same deal cheaper tickets less dress code and you host it for us minglers Yea but I figured we could fly the minglers in as vips. with all the filthy lucre we'll be making. and what's wrong with scrunch bum leggings?

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Tue 01/21/20 03:33 PM
some of the mingle ladies might not like them

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Tue 01/21/20 03:39 PM
They would be vips, and exempt from the scrunch bums I guess. Just the boob tubes would be fine

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Tue 01/21/20 03:49 PM
some of the mingle ladies might not like them What's wrong with scrunch bum leggings? I looked them up online and they're cute, and smexy.

notbeold Joined Sat 06/01/13 Posts: 2406	Tue 01/21/20 04:31 PM
If it's all singles over 18 yo, clothing optional. Just need a bum bag for your keys and money, and accoutrements. No false advertising, no B.S. just humans having fun and finding each other at a music festival.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Tue 01/21/20 11:38 PM
I've had another brilliant idea! A singles festival. It would be like woostock. Just advertise the hell out of it. I've got it all figured. Prove you're single by facebook or something. Have a dresscode for girls (namely, scrunch bum leggings or hotpants)to keep it tastful. Obviously tickets will be pricy, to pay the bands. You could even do a local one. advertise like on the Blues Brothers. What do you recon. ? Where would it be held? England? Can it be held in Italy, I want to check out the Italians, I mean the Italian Art....