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Hey, leave us aliens out of this. 
GO BACK TO YOUR PLANET! 
I can't. It blew up. 
Maybe you, as a species, should've ensured proper safeties to your extensive mining operations then, eh? But we humans have Compassion, even if it doesn't often show. You can stay 
Only, don't forget to register with the MIB and leave your intergalactic quarrels off planet, please. Dude, I registered with the MIB a long time ago. Here is my green card to prove it: 
Also, my home planet self-destructed in order to avoid being the site of a Vogon poetry festival. |
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In the morning you wake in a bit of discomfort and find the back of your underpants soaked in KY jelly ,
Would you involve the police or just keep quiet about it ? Depends. ...What flavor of KY jelly? Or Depends. ...Do I have an extra $20 in my pocket? |
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In the morning you wake in a bit of discomfort and find the back of your underpants soaked in KY jelly ,
Would you involve the police or just keep quiet about it ? Depends. ...What flavor of KY jelly? Or Depends. ...Do I have an extra $20 in my pocket?  Depends? Dude, Freebird didn't ask you to name the brand of underpants that you wear.
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What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
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I think father ted just blushed
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Can I ask a delicate question for men ????
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I think father ted just blushed
 
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Going to anyway
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Are men concerned about scrotal wrinkles ???? Has anyone tried this diy recipe ... dip your sugar lumps in white wine vinegar then rub with cinnamon ??? |
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I have another delicate question
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Hmm.. Is that a thing down under Blondey?
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Would men buy underwear with a front pocket to carry their cellphone . I read that soerm commit suicide from the heat a cellphone generates ... it is called . oxidative stress mediated apoptosis .... Think I have stumbled on a new male contraceptive .
 
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Think I'll keep mine just the way it is, fuzzy and wrinkly..
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Hmm.. Is that a thing down under Blondey?
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Hmm.. Is that a thing down under Blondey?
I'm sure there are quite a few would go for it, and all natural products too..
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Hmm.. Is that a thing down under Blondey?
I'm sure there are quite a few would go for it, and all natural products too..
perhaps freebird will be more receptive
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Hmm.. Is that a thing down under Blondey?
I'm sure there are quite a few would go for it, and all natural products too..
perhaps freebird will be more receptive
Well he is a man about town..
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Would men buy underwear with a front pocket to carry their cellphone . I read that soerm commit suicide from the heat a cellphone generates ... it is called . oxidative stress mediated apoptosis .... Think I have stumbled on a new male contraceptive .
I’m sure there’s someone somewhere putting together a sperm suicide awareness campaign right now. 
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I just found out that cinnamon breaks me out in a rash..
 
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Would men buy underwear with a front pocket to carry their cellphone . I read that soerm commit suicide from the heat a cellphone generates ... it is called . oxidative stress mediated apoptosis .... Think I have stumbled on a new male contraceptive .
I’m sure there’s someone somewhere putting together a sperm suicide awareness campaign right now.
 I am still going to talk to Apple and Samsung .. and my lawyer about a patent
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I just found out that cinnamon breaks me out in a rash..
I t is supposed to tingle and plump the skin .....will see if there is another alternative for you .
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