You were invited to a party and drunk far too much ,you passed out .
In the morning you wake in a bit of discomfort and find the back of your underpants soaked in KY jelly ,
Would you involve the police or just keep quiet about it ?
please answer just yes or no

Yes or No ONLY? What's this? A Court of Law?

I wouldn't call police and wouldn't be quiet about it. I'd find the culprit, laugh with him about the joke and ask him to wash my drawers or buy me new ones.
As a friend of mine, he'd know he had better comply with my request if he didn't want to drink his food through a straw

This sounds like the lead up for that old joke:

Q: If you were camping with another guy and woke up and found your underwear down around your ankles and your ******** hurting, would you tell anyone?

A: No!!

Q: Wanna go camping?

That's middle school joke material right there.

Can't answer with one word FB.
I don't think I've ever drank so much that anyone could try to "stir my fudge" without me knowing it.
Anyone that knows me at all would know 2 things; #1 there wouldn't be cops involved and #2 I would immediately be looking for the guilty party and would **** them up no matter what it took!

Yeah you got it , jus having a laugh

Not probed by aliens then freebird ., I am a little disappointed !!!
Good to know they have ky jelly in outer space . It was ky jelly . Are you sure ???

Might have been plasma!

I was once abducted by aliens ,after a night of heavy drinking I was beamed aboard their ship from the pub car park, they examined me and one of them put a slim pipe down my throat and extracted everything I and drank and eaten , they then sprayed it all over my chest and pants gave me an injection to make me sleep and beamed me back down the the car park ,I remember waking in the morning feeling bad and with a headache, must have been the injection

Those damn aliens.

least they could have done was clean and press him when they finished

Yes, that was the least they could've done... And they think they so technologically advanced

Hey, leave us aliens out of this.

WooHoo!!!

Freebird, you trying to find out
which Mingler to invite over for drinks?

Whatever you men reply do not say you'll keep it quiet.
He'll ask you out for a drink

GO BACK TO YOUR PLANET!

I can't. It blew up.

Maybe you, as a species, should've ensured proper safeties to your extensive mining operations then, eh?
But we humans have Compassion, even if it doesn't often show. You can stay

Only, don't forget to register with the MIB and leave your intergalactic quarrels off planet, please.

Don't worry David you're not the only Melmacian here and some JO's will never understand us!

Had another Party with the Aliens again last year... One Weird Alien borrowed my Headphones and got wasted on Catnip Weed Smokes. and Zombie Flatliners.. + She borrowed my Glasses :))) These Dudes from the Orion Star System opened up a Portal in my Drinks Cabinet... then they decided to flood my Lounge after they got totally wasted. Shocking explains the Electric Atmosphere....

When they landed outside ...the sky lit up with an Arc Weld .. Blue/ Green Energy Field that nearly burnt out the Local Transformer for our area... The Chopper Pilot nearly sent a Tin of My Drink flying with one of the Hughes 300 Rotor Blades then the Crazy Dude Switched on his Spot Light after touching down.. :)) ...He was too drunk to do any night flying . :))) Typical Chopper Pilots from the Caribbean.. Always smoking Grass .. Crazy.

Right on ... had a Party at Hangar 19 with a Chopper Pilot that flies a Hughes 300 for Syma Aviation in the Caribbean and the Aliens from the Andromeda Galaxy...Electrifying... + one of one of the Alien Pilots.. HOT ....She even telepathically told me her name.... Alexiana ... She coming again tomorrow night with her twin sister..double the fun at Hangar 19