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Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/01/19 04:39 AM
A wise man to his son: "My Boy! When you accumulate the understanding to know why a pizza is round, to be put into a square box and is eaten in triangles, then my son, you will be able to understand women."

Essentially Joined Sat 07/13/19 Posts: 1115	Sun 09/01/19 05:02 AM
Dino what’re you saying?

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/01/19 05:06 AM
It's wrote down Grace..

🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40328	Sun 09/01/19 06:09 AM
A wise man to his son: "My Boy! When you accumulate the understanding to know why a pizza is round, to be put into a square box and is eaten in triangles, then my son, you will be able to understand women." I've never heard to put better dino! Thanks for the laugh

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/01/19 06:16 AM
Welcome Kit.. I haven't saw it in any of the threads on the same subject

🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40328	Sun 09/01/19 06:37 AM
Welcome Kit.. I haven't saw it in any of the threads on the same subject I don't think I've seen that one before.... made me giggle again

@blrguy74 Joined Thu 07/26/18 Posts: 126	Sun 09/01/19 07:04 AM
they are not triangles, they are sectors (of the circle). who knew forgetting middle school geometry would deprive one of the understanding of women.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/01/19 07:12 AM
It's fair to say that got the gist of things..

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33460	Sun 09/01/19 10:25 AM
Yeah, and men need to go from one sector to another when you switch subject. For us it's much easier: we see the whole pizza at a glance Makes it so much easier to find the juiciest part as well, hihi. You know, with the best mixture of greens, salami AND pineapple

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/01/19 10:30 AM
I'm just gonna take my lead from the wise man on this..

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Sun 09/01/19 01:12 PM
So what did he have to say about pork scratchings,especially the ones with hairs on ?

Susan Joined Fri 08/02/19 Posts: 393	Sun 09/01/19 01:22 PM
It was cute

ragin' cajun Joined Wed 07/10/19 Posts: 550	Sun 09/01/19 01:33 PM
they are not triangles, they are sectors (of the circle). who knew forgetting middle school geometry would deprive one of the understanding of women. true but its a joke doesn't have to be totally correct jokes are about smiles and laughter not being correct

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33460	Sun 09/01/19 03:17 PM
I'm just gonna take my lead from the wise man on this.. I figured you would, haha (you made me laugh, hihi)

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9012	Sun 09/01/19 03:28 PM
Hope he didn't use pizza to explain the birds and bees to his son ...... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kCn3eL99G4o pizza anyone

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Sun 09/01/19 04:36 PM
A wise man to his son: "My Boy! When you accumulate the understanding to know why a pizza is round, to be put into a square box and is eaten in triangles, then my son, you will be able to understand women." Dino, there are now square and rectangle pizzas, so the son is understanding a little more about women everyday. Bon appetit

Bastet127 Joined Wed 06/12/19 Posts: 967	Sun 09/01/19 05:28 PM
they are not triangles, they are sectors (of the circle). who knew forgetting middle school geometry would deprive one of the understanding of women. Says the one that forgot first grade school English. Sentences start with capital letters. p.s. I just stopped by for some pizza!

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/01/19 11:31 PM
I'm just gonna take my lead from the wise man on this.. I figured you would, haha (you made me laugh, hihi)

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/01/19 11:32 PM
Hope he didn't use pizza to explain the birds and bees to his son ...... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kCn3eL99G4o pizza anyone This should be on the curriculum

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/01/19 11:33 PM
A wise man to his son: "My Boy! When you accumulate the understanding to know why a pizza is round, to be put into a square box and is eaten in triangles, then my son, you will be able to understand women." Dino, there are now square and rectangle pizzas, so the son is understanding a little more about women everyday. Bon appetit Yes Rosie, I think the wise man goes to the M2 scholl of excellence