Lady walks up to a store clerk.

"I'd like a bag of onions please".

Clerk says, "sorry we're out of onions"

Lady leaves but comes back ten minutes later.

"Bag of onions please."

"Lady I told you we're out of onions."

Lady leaves and comes back fifteen minutes later.

"Bag of onions?"

Clerk says, "Lady! how do you spell "tom" like in Tomato?"

"T-o-m". says the lady.

And how do you spell "pot" like in potato?"

"P-o-t". says the lady.

And how do you spell "F--k" like in onions?"

"There ain't no F--K in onions" says the lady.

"LADY! THAT'S WHAT I BEEN TRYING TO TELL YA!!!!"

I had to read it twice but I finally got it.

Good job...........that's a classic!

Yeah, it's an oldie but a goodie.