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I noticed you got him following you round like a meek little lamb...  
One scratch on the belly, and he's putty in your hand.. 
I would be a little careful though, they make a mess if not housebroken..
What book would you recommend for Dragon Housebreaking 101??
I might him another chance LOL
 Ummmm...well...It isn't in a book, and letting them into a house at all, can be a challenge, you tend to lose ALL combustible items every time they sneeze..
You're probably best chaining him in the yard, with a nice kennel, away from the neighbours fence.. 
(oh my, methinks I may just be in trouble for that one, but I couldn't resist.. )
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I noticed you got him following you round like a meek little lamb...
One scratch on the belly, and he's putty in your hand..
I would be a little careful though, they make a mess if not housebroken..
What book would you recommend for Dragon Housebreaking 101??
I might him another chance LOL
Ummmm...well...It isn't in a book, and letting them into a house at all, can be a challenge, you tend to lose ALL combustible items every time they sneeze..
You're probably best chaining him in the yard, with a nice kennel, away from the neighbours fence..
(oh my, methinks I may just be in trouble for that one, but I couldn't resist.. )
HHHmmmmm may have to rethink this.... I have a couple dust bunnies I can't bear to lose....
My luck too I would be dressed and giving him pepper on purpose ROFL
Chained up???   HHmmmmmm
Better to build my hut over by the Lair Entrance LOL I better reload my archery stuff, you'd think for being a Sag. I'd have good aim LOL 
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I dunno, I have seen a few direct hits...
From where I sit, you seem right on the mark there, Thelma.
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I dunno, I have seen a few direct hits...
From where I sit, you seem right on the mark there, Thelma.
Must be my damn bifoculs then LOL
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You two are lucky I'm in a good mood today otherwise You'd be flirting with disaster.
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You two are lucky I'm in a good mood today otherwise You'd be flirting with disaster.    see Jess told ya sooooooooo.....................bad aim lol
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Edited by
karmafury
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Fri 12/21/07 05:38 PM
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I noticed you got him following you round like a meek little lamb...
One scratch on the belly, and he's putty in your hand..
I would be a little careful though, they make a mess if not housebroken..
What book would you recommend for Dragon Housebreaking 101??
I might him another chance LOL
Ummmm...well...It isn't in a book, and letting them into a house at all, can be a challenge, you tend to lose ALL combustible items every time they sneeze..
You're probably best chaining him in the yard, with a nice kennel, away from the neighbours fence..
(oh my, methinks I may just be in trouble for that one, but I couldn't resist.. )
Chained in yard huh. Hmmmmmmmm. New ad in multiple newspapers Dragon seeks good home with loving family. Seeks place with indoor lair. Enjoys company of humans. Will curl on bed if space enough. Send responses to DRA-GON1 |
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lol
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Edited by
Jess642
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Sat 12/22/07 03:39 AM
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Chained in yard huh. Hmmmmmmmm. New ad in multiple newspapers Dragon seeks good home with loving family. Seeks place with indoor lair. Enjoys company of humans. Will curl on bed if space enough. Send responses to DRA-GON1 So how did you go? Did the Organisation of Scientific Dragon Cavities Research , get in touch with you? They left a message... they have a lovely warm, safe, comfy, laboratory, I mean home, waiting for you.
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Edited by
karmafury
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Sat 12/22/07 06:28 AM
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Organisation of Scientific Dragon Cavities Research?????
Laboratory????
Cavities Research?????
What part of "loving family" didn't they get? 
Figures that they're scientists! Can't understand plain english. |
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Chained in yard huh. Hmmmmmmmm.
CHAINS????? see I told You She was KINKY..........
FACT:there is no chain on earth that could hold the might of a Male Dragon..... |
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Chained in yard huh. Hmmmmmmmm.
CHAINS????? see I told You She was KINKY..........
FACT:there is no chain on earth that could hold the might of a Male Dragon..... 
Wanna bet? Pffft, I have a cat collar that would keep you 'handled'.
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I eat Cats as orderves......does the bell tinkle.......
never mind it's not big enough......this is me you're talking too my posts are a stark painful wonder.........
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I eat Cats as orderves......does the bell tinkle....... never mind it's not big enough......this is me you're talking too my posts are a stark painful wonder.........
Painful perhaps....my ribs hurt from laughing so much....
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Painful perhaps....my ribs hurt from laughing so much....
Yes I agree Karma is funny.............
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Karma? Yep, he is....but these wannabe's are just so hilarious in their delusions of scaly grandeur.
Pinkskinks are the funniest.
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Painful perhaps....my ribs hurt from laughing so much....
Yes I agree Karma is funny.............
It's not me that's funny, it's the book I'm reading to her from '1001 RedDragon Jokes' |
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It's not me that's funny, it's the book I'm reading to her from
'1001 RedDragon Jokes' the greatest book ever.......................!!!!!!!!!!
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Especially liked #80
Why are RedDragons red? Constipation
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