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Topic: would you have a sex robot :)
Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Tue 07/23/19 08:26 PM
Just from reading posts, I'm pretty sure, that most guys on the internet, would have sex with a cantaloupe... If, they thought nobody was watching. Sex robots, seem rather tame.

anemail Joined Sat 07/28/07 Posts: 2092	Tue 07/23/19 09:55 PM
I've been told you have to go into the closet to get one. The german models are nice.

Moi Des Joined Thu 06/27/19 Posts: 5383	Tue 07/23/19 10:40 PM
Do you also mean a sexual robot? a sexy robot?

steve B Joined Wed 01/02/19 Posts: 1126	Wed 07/24/19 06:01 AM
It would have to be pretty good, The bladerunner ones might be ok. If it came with loads of extras like, fully programmable personalities, an mp3 player, bluetooth,some may want a cigarette dispenser/lighter. Obviously a standard dog walking, cooking, shopping, washing up routine, with software upgrades like vegetarian or vegan 2.0. The Casanova suit or gigolo 6, Tango 4.1, waltz 3.0 Balroom basic, jive 3.9 or ch ch cha pro. Tart 5.0 the complete kama sutra software stack. and a tin/bottle opener. Still not sure about it though. Probably go for it in a moment of weakness.

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Wed 07/24/19 06:04 AM
Never ever again! Last time the batteries ran out and I had to finish myself, could of stayed at home

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Wed 07/24/19 06:06 AM
Never ever again! Last time the batteries ran out and I had to finish myself, could of stayed at home Or bring a battery pack

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Wed 07/24/19 06:07 AM
Never ever again! Last time the batteries ran out and I had to finish myself, could of stayed at home Or bring a battery pack

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17186	Wed 07/24/19 06:12 AM
Never ever again! Last time the batteries ran out and I had to finish myself, could of stayed at home Lidl sell rechargable ones this week Much better for the environment anyway

steve B Joined Wed 01/02/19 Posts: 1126	Wed 07/24/19 06:13 AM
Never ever again! Last time the batteries ran out and I had to finish myself, could of stayed at home HAhahahaha it wasnt one of those inflatables was it? You know the sort that you give a little love bite and the fart and fly out the window.

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Wed 07/24/19 06:18 AM
Never ever again! Last time the batteries ran out and I had to finish myself, could of stayed at home HAhahahaha it wasnt one of those inflatables was it? You know the sort that you give a little love bite and the fart and fly out the window.

Moi Des Joined Thu 06/27/19 Posts: 5383	Wed 07/24/19 06:19 AM
It would have to be pretty good, The bladerunner ones might be ok. If it came with loads of extras like, fully programmable personalities, an mp3 player, bluetooth,some may want a cigarette dispenser/lighter. Obviously a standard dog walking, cooking, shopping, washing up routine, with software upgrades like vegetarian or vegan 2.0. The Casanova suit or gigolo 6, Tango 4.1, waltz 3.0 Balroom basic, jive 3.9 or ch ch cha pro. Tart 5.0 the complete kama sutra software stack. and a tin/bottle opener. Still not sure about it though. Probably go for it in a moment of weakness. Are you sure you can apply the kama sutra poses? It's not easy to lift up your feet against the wall for 15 mins with the candle position.

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Wed 07/24/19 06:20 AM Edited by Unknow on Wed 07/24/19 06:20 AM
It would have to be pretty good, The bladerunner ones might be ok. If it came with loads of extras like, fully programmable personalities, an mp3 player, bluetooth,some may want a cigarette dispenser/lighter. Obviously a standard dog walking, cooking, shopping, washing up routine, with software upgrades like vegetarian or vegan 2.0. The Casanova suit or gigolo 6, Tango 4.1, waltz 3.0 Balroom basic, jive 3.9 or ch ch cha pro. Tart 5.0 the complete kama sutra software stack. and a tin/bottle opener. Still not sure about it though. Probably go for it in a moment of weakness. Lol... Artificial intelligence, artificial food, artificial sex... the things we do to escape, alter, or destroy the very essence of life and all that it has to offer... If we just allow ourselves to embrace the power of our own energy and that of another! I prefer the natural organic means of sexual enjoyment, as well as other things in life... although I will admit that perhaps in moments of weakness or simply out of curiosity... I too am human and will indulge in the artificial things we create for that short term pleasure.

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Wed 07/24/19 06:23 AM
...any women want to let me practice with her toys and try to make like a, "gang of One"?

steve B Joined Wed 01/02/19 Posts: 1126	Wed 07/24/19 06:26 AM
It would have to be pretty good, The bladerunner ones might be ok. If it came with loads of extras like, fully programmable personalities, an mp3 player, bluetooth,some may want a cigarette dispenser/lighter. Obviously a standard dog walking, cooking, shopping, washing up routine, with software upgrades like vegetarian or vegan 2.0. The Casanova suit or gigolo 6, Tango 4.1, waltz 3.0 Balroom basic, jive 3.9 or ch ch cha pro. Tart 5.0 the complete kama sutra software stack. and a tin/bottle opener. Still not sure about it though. Probably go for it in a moment of weakness. Are you sure you can apply the kama sutra poses? It's not easy to lift up your feet against the wall for 15 mins with the candle position. I'll be sure to put that inn the bug report. I believe tha latest software is still in beta and undergoing rigorous testing. :)

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Wed 07/24/19 06:29 AM
Do the Top range ones come with a beer holder?

Moi Des Joined Thu 06/27/19 Posts: 5383	Wed 07/24/19 06:30 AM
It would have to be pretty good, The bladerunner ones might be ok. If it came with loads of extras like, fully programmable personalities, an mp3 player, bluetooth,some may want a cigarette dispenser/lighter. Obviously a standard dog walking, cooking, shopping, washing up routine, with software upgrades like vegetarian or vegan 2.0. The Casanova suit or gigolo 6, Tango 4.1, waltz 3.0 Balroom basic, jive 3.9 or ch ch cha pro. Tart 5.0 the complete kama sutra software stack. and a tin/bottle opener. Still not sure about it though. Probably go for it in a moment of weakness. Are you sure you can apply the kama sutra poses? It's not easy to lift up your feet against the wall for 15 mins with the candle position. I'll be sure to put that inn the bug report. I believe tha latest software is still in beta and undergoing rigorous testing. :)

steve B Joined Wed 01/02/19 Posts: 1126	Wed 07/24/19 06:33 AM
It would have to be pretty good, The bladerunner ones might be ok. If it came with loads of extras like, fully programmable personalities, an mp3 player, bluetooth,some may want a cigarette dispenser/lighter. Obviously a standard dog walking, cooking, shopping, washing up routine, with software upgrades like vegetarian or vegan 2.0. The Casanova suit or gigolo 6, Tango 4.1, waltz 3.0 Balroom basic, jive 3.9 or ch ch cha pro. Tart 5.0 the complete kama sutra software stack. and a tin/bottle opener. Still not sure about it though. Probably go for it in a moment of weakness. Lol... Artificial intelligence, artificial food, artificial sex... the things we do to escape, alter, or destroy the very essence of life and all that it has to offer... If we just allow ourselves to embrace the power of our own energy and that of another! I prefer the natural organic means of sexual enjoyment, as well as other things in life... although I will admit that perhaps in moments of weakness or simply out of curiosity... I too am human and will indulge in the artificial things we create for that short term pleasure. I agree 100% . I think they are being thought of and created/developed using cutting edge technology costing millions because it's still easier than finding a decent date lol

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Wed 07/24/19 06:36 AM
It would have to be pretty good, The bladerunner ones might be ok. If it came with loads of extras like, fully programmable personalities, an mp3 player, bluetooth,some may want a cigarette dispenser/lighter. Obviously a standard dog walking, cooking, shopping, washing up routine, with software upgrades like vegetarian or vegan 2.0. The Casanova suit or gigolo 6, Tango 4.1, waltz 3.0 Balroom basic, jive 3.9 or ch ch cha pro. Tart 5.0 the complete kama sutra software stack. and a tin/bottle opener. Still not sure about it though. Probably go for it in a moment of weakness. Lol... Artificial intelligence, artificial food, artificial sex... the things we do to escape, alter, or destroy the very essence of life and all that it has to offer... If we just allow ourselves to embrace the power of our own energy and that of another! I prefer the natural organic means of sexual enjoyment, as well as other things in life... although I will admit that perhaps in moments of weakness or simply out of curiosity... I too am human and will indulge in the artificial things we create for that short term pleasure. I agree 100% . I think they are being thought of and created/developed using cutting edge technology costing millions because it's still easier than finding a decent date lol Sad, but possibly true!

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Wed 07/24/19 06:41 AM
Wait! The batteries die? So, it eventually shuts the hell up... For awhile? Where do I sign up for one?

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Wed 07/24/19 06:44 AM
Wait! The batteries die? So, it eventually shuts the hell up... For awhile? Where do I sign up for one? It's programmable silly, you can program it to not talk or to respond the way you want, lol