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Topic: Massage
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Sun 07/07/19 09:28 PM
i can't believe any guy would turn down a full body massage. For the right price, a guy can get one at the Chicken Ranch, or so I heard.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 07/07/19 11:29 PM
Is this the room for the full body massage? Have a blessed Sunday Only if you're giving them Any time, got the oils ready to go.. Great post!

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 07/07/19 11:30 PM
Is this the room for the full body massage? Have a blessed Sunday Bugs Bunny will get to you after he is finished with Elmer Fudd.

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Mon 07/08/19 02:00 AM
I practice 'reflexology'. Thing is, I do that automatically when I am with someone. I tried advertising massage as a dating enticement but it NEVER worked. The BEST method for finding someone to massage is to be open and honest, always. My GF loves it when I touch her. The massage is something that comes AFTER you meet. It does help to know 'How' to touvh her but any man worth time will. So yes, I know how to massage (with or without oils) but what got me to the point was not what I claim to be able to do but how I am in person. I am accurate to my profile (no need to update it because I am currently in a relationship). There are some things ya just don't have to say.

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Mon 07/08/19 10:10 AM
...how seriously can women take me if i don't have my own Uber account, under Any form of Capitalism?

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Mon 07/08/19 10:30 AM
...how seriously can women take me if i don't have my own Uber account, under Any form of Capitalism? Ownership of a car trumps Uber account any day

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Mon 07/08/19 11:07 AM
...how seriously can women take me if i don't have my own Uber account, under Any form of Capitalism? The women at the Chicken Ranch practice capitalism. They will give you want you want for the right price.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 07/08/19 11:19 AM
I guess this wasn't the room so just waiting on my Uber to take me to the Chicken Ranch..

Mike6615 Joined Sun 09/18/16 Posts: 1526	Mon 07/08/19 01:05 PM
Is this the room for the full body massage? Have a blessed Sunday "No, I'm sorry, this is the ABUSE clinic." [Full body massage is down the hall.]

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 07/08/19 01:37 PM
Is this the room for the full body massage? Have a blessed Sunday Only if you're giving them Great post! Any time, got the oils ready to go.. How about tomorrow?

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Mon 07/08/19 01:52 PM
i can't believe any guy would turn down a full body massage. For the right price, a guy can get one at the Chicken Ranch, or so I heard. so, guys are willing to pay for it and women allege to be "virtuous enough" to just say no and abstain from it?

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Mon 07/08/19 01:53 PM
Is this the room for the full body massage? Have a blessed Sunday Only if you're giving them Great post! Any time, got the oils ready to go.. How about tomorrow? see. that wasn't soo difficult. why are all the other women such "big chickens"?

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Mon 07/08/19 01:54 PM
...how seriously can women take me if i don't have my own Uber account, under Any form of Capitalism? The women at the Chicken Ranch practice capitalism. They will give you want you want for the right price. I, for one, am glad Man invented money.

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Mon 07/08/19 01:56 PM
girl friends can ask for four hands massage.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 07/08/19 02:25 PM
Is this the room for the full body massage? Have a blessed Sunday Only if you're giving them Great post! Any time, got the oils ready to go.. How about tomorrow? Just cleared the books, all good for tomorrow.. see. that wasn't soo difficult. why are all the other women such "big chickens"?

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 07/08/19 02:30 PM
Is this the room for the full body massage? Have a blessed Sunday Only if you're giving them Great post! Any time, got the oils ready to go.. How about tomorrow? Just cleared the books, all good for tomorrow.. see. that wasn't soo difficult. why are all the other women such "big chickens"? I'll be waiting

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 07/08/19 02:35 PM
Is this the room for the full body massage? Have a blessed Sunday Only if you're giving them Great post! Any time, got the oils ready to go.. How about tomorrow? Just cleared the books, all good for tomorrow.. see. that wasn't soo difficult. why are all the other women such "big chickens"? I'll be waiting Good things come to those who wait..

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 07/08/19 02:39 PM
Good things come to those who wait.. I've been waiting a really long time so that's great news!

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 07/08/19 02:45 PM
Good things come to those who wait.. I've been waiting a really long time so that's great news! Well I'm glad to be the bearer of that..

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Mon 07/08/19 02:48 PM
Is this the room for the full body massage? Have a blessed Sunday Only if you're giving them Great post! Any time, got the oils ready to go.. How about tomorrow? Just cleared the books, all good for tomorrow.. see. that wasn't soo difficult. why are all the other women such "big chickens"? i love it when women can be, "ambitious and proactive".