A blonde walks into a bar and says "OUCH"



Yes thats the whole joke.

you know why the blonde had a wet belly button?
























her boyfriend was blonde too.

you know how you keep a blonde in suspence?

You'd have thought that the Blonde would have seen the bar.

So a blond, a brunette and and redhead walk in to Sunday Mass. The Father says, "I will now incite the benediction. Please proceed to the confession booth when you have finished praying."

The redhead is the first to go in. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." The father says, "Tell me what you did child." The woman replies, "Father, I had premarital sex with my boyfriend in the Missionary position." The Father says, "Child, your sins are forgiven and as a bit of good news - you will have a boy, and he will be a servant of the church."

Next the brunette walks in. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." The father says, "Tell me what you did, child." THe woman replies, "Father, I had sex with a married man and we did it in the cowboy position." The father says, "Child your sins are forgiven, and a bit of good news - your child will be a boy, and he will have a bright future in the meat business."

About that time, the blond woman starts sobbing in the back pew. The father leaves his booth and goes to her. "Tell me child, what's the matter?"

The blond woman sputters, "I'm going to have puppies!!"

you know how to drowned a blonde?
scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

you know why blondes wear fur on the bottom of their dresses?
keep their ears warm

know why they wear fur panties?
keep their ankles warm

know what a blonde does for safe sex?
lock the car door

know what a blonde calls tilt steering?
head room

know how a blonde turns on a light after sex?
opens the car door

what do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
all you can eat for under a buck

haha lmfao

do you know blonde have more fun they have since and knows how to injoy life and have a smart mind i know cause im a long blonde hair girl im very smart so if you want to joke about blondes how about redhead turkeys thats what they call it at my collage im a very smart computer girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok...Ok....

there more blonde then they are redhead turkeys at lease they have guts then red heads turkey never joke about somebody hair it always come back on you!!!!!!!!!!!!

u 4got how the blonde got 3rd degree burns on her face,


bobbing 4 french fries

must be talking to me, and sorry i'm blonde as well. there just jokes lighten up a little.

i dont joke this is a dating site there nothing wrong being a nice blonde girl thats got smart mind do you wanna know how many guys love blondes i can tell you so far about 100/percent they like blondes more then black head more then redhead and even brown heads im not a joking when it comes to a nice girl that you want to talk about ok take this way when you come up and one day you meet a blonde and you faal in love with her you going to joke about her blonde hair just think what she will say she will tell you hit the road jack dont come back no more!!!!!!

I'm really not trying to start anything but its "college" not collage, collage is a group of pictures. If you are going to get mad at one for saying you are ignorant then at least check your spelling and grammar first, or maybe pick another blonde to defend the subject. Maybe that wasn't a smart thing to brag about being a smart "collage" girl trying to defend your stupidity, if that was your blonde joke though, you sure had me laughing!

now i see why you can't seem to find a date..........

I believe that this is a forum for JOKES!!!

hey did u blonde chicks notice this was in the jokes & funny story section?
stop gettin so

it's only one blonde chick getting bent out of shape, the rest we're laughing right along with us.

and i thought the 3rd degree burns came from trying to answer the iron......

y do blondes have tgif on the tip of there shoes toes go in first