Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his di*k, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.

"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says

"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?"

Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

eeeeewwwww.....

your a disturbed man max, almost as much as me.

You are truly one sick and twisted individual.

I'm proud to know ya.

almost like u kiddo ....ha



thats rich

Yep, I'm just not sure who's worse.

LOL....YEAH .....
lets have a vote on it ......

ha ha ha ha

Sounds good to me but I think that you would win.

Geeezzzsss.